salmon401

8669 pts · September 25, 2018


I want to ride my bike down those roads with no particular destination. Nod at those creatures as I pass. Stop at those homes for stew and bread. Then rest, and do it all again.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Remember: the J is for Genius

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#65 my grandparents had one of those well into the ‘90s

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That’s ridiculous, there is only one Batman.

It’s a duck.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see a duck….. no….. a rabbit.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks good, looking forward to the final decorated version. Nice job!

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can confirm all of this.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine writing that script. “So she’s going to get away on a skateboard, but the bad guy will steal an ice cream truck, but she’ll grab onto the back of a pickup and get away” …… “this may be the best work you’ve ever done.”

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

::runs to garage to try it::

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I met him once, sat next to him on a couch. I was 22. I knew he was going to be at this party, it was at a professor’s house that had worked with him before. I was disappointed in myself that I couldn’t think of anything profound to say or ask him a great question. I probably should have just realized I was happy to have met him.

2 months ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Anyone can try it once.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#16 if you look closely, you can see a Balrog

3 months ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

Brutal.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The day is still young, go for a new personal best!

4 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Dammit, that was my first reaction!

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

After the breakup we get TWO Christmases!

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

#1 I once heard De La Soul in a Target… and at first I was a bit excited and then I realized this is my life now… singing along to De La Soul in Target

10 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Brain bug?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here we call that Utah.

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#24 thanks for the arrow, now I see the weight

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I too have been yelled at by a Pika, cute but irritating.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I have one of those shirts, I still wear it.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Excellent job!

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’ve seen an eagle get a goose, it struggled to carry it to the middle of a field, then killed it and began pulling it apart. It was near a major intersection and all of the surrounding street lights were covered in crows waiting for the eagle to finish.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wait until you get an MRI on your brain and they describe it as “unremarkable”.
The good news, no tumor, the bad news, you are unremarkable.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I should have clarified, our kestrels in northern Colorado are apparently on the smaller side. I have seen several today while driving around. They like to perch on the power lines in the countryside and pounce on anything that scurries under them.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They may have attitudes, but can’t back it up like a kestrel

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kestrels are awesome, about the size of a robin, but so much attitude

2 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 3

Legend.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Still waiting for the sequel

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1