rezcueCat

3 pts · November 15, 2016


Danish guy. Tiny dick. Into SPH. DM all you want.

Begone thot!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why doesn’t he want me, man!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Børkop

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Børkop

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

+1 for filming horizontally.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Management Consulting. I make very expensive powerpoint-presentations.

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Massive upvote for you.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had a laser pointer? Ay, you were lucky....

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I like women. I feel elated looking at this.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“It’s...it’s right behind me, isn’t it?” - Doggo, most certainly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So sorry for your loss. I know, it’s heartbreaking. We had two miscarriages. Felt so lonly, because I thought it only happened to us.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I read that as “[...]comedian, radio host, swinger[...]”. I’m so ruined.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Uuuuh, look at Mister “look-at-me-I-have-a-dad”.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That baby’s name?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Was expecting a badly photoshoped picture of Michael Cera at the end of that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is.....is it immortal?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0