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13530 pts · January 9, 2013


I'm fiercely patriotic for USA, support troops & families. Have a multi ethnic family - USA, Colombia, El Salvador, Bosnia. Brought home 2 kids in the car from the hospital & 2 kids in the car from the airport. Absolutely love dogs, have 3 & could be crazy dog person. My sense of humor ranges wildly - includes but not limited to: bizarre, groaners, wacky, sick, twisted, double entendres, but puns & play on words are my faves. Love words, love to make my own words & am building my own dictionary. I do NOT make fun of dead people or photos thereof whose relatives may still be alive, e.g., heaven's gate cult suicide deaths. That hit my family hard. I disapprove of and will gently advise Imgurians who post jokes or photos of 'modern' deaths. Anything older than 50 yrs is probably safe, 70yrs for sure.

No thanks, I prefer eating hamsters.

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Donald Trump has seriously damaged vision. Side effects of long term erectile dysfunction and THSRMA, Tiny Hands Specific Repetitive Manual Abuse, caused the lenses of his eyes to function like those of a Horsefly.

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Worldwide, 100s of millions of homes have these.

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Uber Croc

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Mr. Hairy McHairy Legs

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But I can’t remember where I put it.

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You have your panties in a wad or are you just happy to see me?!

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Ass hat.

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Likebait, Clickbait, lets call the whole thing off!

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Teacher of the year.

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I can't post what I really wanted to say - are you happy now?

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Good thing Shrek hasn’t been manipulating elections, the Internet, etc., Who the fox knows how to deal with 'Ogre-rithms'?

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Slicey dicey, Bleedy speedy, Sweary hairy! NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!

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WAA! My iPhone morphed to black & white and I can’t get it ba-a-a-ack to color! What Ha-a-a-a hu-u-uh pende?

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It’s NIAGARA not Niagra! TIL - There isn’t ONE waterfall named Niagara Falls on a map. Ya had me over a barrel!

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ELECTION DAY NEARS & there's not enough scandal, so I'll show you a really good WIENER!

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Pet Eye correction really works!

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????Oh, I just can't wait to be QUEEN!????

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Dandy got his balls back.

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Farts turn into diamonds - WE'RE GOING TO BE RICH!!

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You know something serious is about to go down when you see my 'Horse Eyes". One of us is gonna end up wearing a cone! #ACOKE

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Want to see my tits? I have four!

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Deadly ropes vs the Iguana!

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Dog w 3 legs gets a miracle!

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Wake me when it's over. Imgurians are much more creative than this zombie/human thing. Pay no attention to the 100's of 1000's of upvotes.

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Dog with 3 legs gets a miracle!!

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LATEST FROM SPAMELOT - KNOCK THESE IDIOTS OFF!! BLOCK THESE USERS!!

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I made a thing! 8.5 lb Diego, gets his own tuxedo shirt & vest for the role of Surprise Ringbearer !

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Just a sunny day in the alley.... but WAIT! It's a skeleton dancing to Thriller !!!

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GIRAFFE BABY ABOUT TO DROP - LIVE CAM!! Could anything be bigger on Imgur??

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ELECTION DAY NEARS & there's not enough scandal so I'll show you a really good wiener!

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Mlem & Boop! #Funny,#Aww, #Animals, #Adorable, #Midweekmlems

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Lips sewn shut, #nosferatu13,

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