SNL Weekend Update dump
A 30 Rock collection
CNN caught spreading fake news?
Petite Silicon Valley dump
SNL Celebrity Jeopardy dump
A bambi-oozling sentence
I’ll be there for you ( a Friends collection, part two)
Yada yada yada... (A Seinfeld dump)
Final thought for the night
The one with all the memes (A Friends collection, part 1)
So refreshing! And it will be all mine once I killed these folks!
More Carlin quotes...
You got a friend in me...
Huh?+Hm?=Oh!
Science‘n stuff: A Neil DeGrasse Tyson collection
A little Jon Stewart collection
It’s a great day for America (A Craig Ferguson collection)
A Burr-illiant dump
The essence of love
Let’s see if the hooman police is good for something...
A small Ellen dump
Bear rule #1: Show some decency and snuggle with your lunch first!
‘Cause science!
Flight announcement
Facial skills
Vicious circle
Pandas having a beary good time
A Jim Gaffigan dump
A fly-ing legend
Perspective is always a matter of perspective
Rock(y) solid advice
For f*** sake (A small The Office UK collection)
Final thought for the night
Back in the USSR
I said, good day! (A That 70’s Show dump, pt. 1)
Well, you could have just left them alone...
Final thought for the night
I’m listening... (another Frasier collection)
Final thought for the night
An elaborate diagnosis
Ron Swanson, true hero
That‘s what he said!
Relax for a moment
It’s coming, time to leave
Playing with food
A challenge indeed
Please and thank you (A Ron Swanson collection, part 1)
Final thought for the night
Final thought for the night
‘On the road to in your ass’ (A Red Foreman collection)