you're a total pussy, remember that shit.
Murder Kitty
WHY? WHY WOULD YOU BUY THIS!?!
and surely your blood of your lives will I require.
MRW people say "you're too old for Halloween."
The OG Magic Mike and XXL Magic Mike
What I'm making tonight.
banana.
i just bought my ticket.
Ireland excursion
metalheads can be romantic as fuck.
Hail To The King, Baby.
I've always tried to be like Gomez...
DON'T PANIC! St. Pat's is right around the corner.
now i really, REALLY want to go to Scandinavia.
home-made Leatherface mask
Instead of going to therapy I bake bread.
the Rape of the Sabine Women
TIL same actor... although not same character.
Yes, I'm agnostic. Yes, I think creationism is not only stupid but also damaging.
the real Mr. Torrance
my new hero.
how i spent last night. probably the best v-day i ever had.
when all is said and done, Lord Luther Tyrell made the right decision.
"Hump Day" should get back to its original meaning.
It's Friday, remember to buy the Goblin a drink.
MRW I read Ethan Couch isn't going to jail.
International Day of Happiness, Mister Rogers' birthday, AND a dead Fred Phelps....
saved a couple bunnies from my window well. i kinda wanted to keep this guy.
one month of legalization: $14m total sales, $2m in taxes.
All Hail The Ginger Elvis
screwing for virginity
RELEASE THE BUSEY
sometimes you gotta spoil yourself.
my bet: not gonna happen in Avengers 2
you know it's bad when Netflix blocks your movies