My alarms for the morning.
Today was a pretty successful day!
I just found Dickbutt in the wild. Fellow imgurian, where u at?
My friend is an amazing artist...
I laughed until I cried over this shit.
I got engaged today!!
MFW when I let out a silent fart in public
I came in my dream.
So my sister took a panorama at her prom. She zoomed in and saw this...
Someone ruined my most bestest creation :(
This is what 25 pounds of julienned red onions looks like.
Daquan wants in on this action
Oh, look, a kitty! (Help me)
No thanks, Facebook. I don't feel like crying at 9 a.m.
It's true...
To the person whole stole my car last night:
IMGUR IT IS MY HOUR OF NEED
I really want a reason to use this GIF...
Tales from a Chipotle Crew Member
Our Christmas puppy, Frosty!
MRW I realize that I can graduate early and save ~$17,000!
We surprised my dad with a miniature schnauzer puppy for Christmas. Imgur, meet Frosty!
For actual science...
Any love for R2D2 and C3PO?
F/5'6"/19
This one made my heart melt.
Sometimes my dad's family really bothers me.
I present my friend's adorable 8 week old puppy, Bailey.
When you see it....
My friend's car has a button to view cats.
If everyone knew this, life would be better.
MRW I go from "neutral " to "accepted" because of a comment
This doesn't count as a selfie...
When bald people are washing their faces, where do they stop washing?
This dog has some serious wisdom.
MRW I'm still not relevant...
My anniversary gift to my boyfriend.
Me when my boyfriend finishes in my mouth after we haven't been physical in a while:
A leaf I found in my driveway.
I wasn't aware that was an option
Today I noticed that the Spotify logo is slightly crooked. *eye twitch*