percula1869

47813 pts · June 29, 2011


I once found a message in a bottle on the beach. " September 3rd 2145... I think. I've been on this island for 3 days now. I got on the transporter for Hong Kong and some how reconstituted here. My neural net can't find any signal, terrestrial or satellite. Even my quantumcom is getting no response, which seems impossible. It feels strange to resort to such an archaic form of communication. I only have 3 nutripacks left, I wonder how my body will react to solid food once I am left with nothing but coconuts to subsist on. Luckily my nervous system is handling the lack of stims pretty well. It is not helping with my bleak out look however, I feel so alone. With no data feeds, the lack of stimulus to my brain is almost unbearable. The only upside is the air. I didn't realize it could get so clean anywhere left on the planet. I don't even need my re-breather. Regardless, please send help, I'm not sure how much longer I will last. My one regret is that I never gave my DNA to create my own biological progeny. I can only hope this message finds someone in time." Me, if you're curious: https://imgur.com/7g4uxRq

12. People who write on desks

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Last night I noticed it looks like Jose is in a holding pattern till the runway is clear.

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If you don't spell check your tat, you're gonna have a bad time.

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The line between want and need is getting a little blurry.

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Tonight on Imgur...

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So smug

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A few of my favorite photo manipulations

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As if I needed any more reasons.

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Ghetto glamour shots

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I need dis

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Due to his posting controversy lately...

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Somebody call the Winchesters. I think a hell gate has opened in Bulan.

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Don't copy that floppy

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Shhh, Shhhh

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Walked in and this cute little guy had tucked himself in.

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A view of Earth from the departing Messenger spacecraft

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All alone for Christmas, but at least my family left me with these little guys for company.

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This is how the alien invasion begins.

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Amazing story. Gets me every time.

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Need for speed... underground

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Science bitches!

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Truth

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Physics

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When ever I lay awake all night, every stupid thing I've ever done running through my head.

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Yoga ad. On day 9 you realize how hard that shit is and go home.

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Never underestimate a cats ability to not give a fuck.

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Djöfulsins helvíti!

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K, thx, bye

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High speed liquid flowers

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Because reaction gifs are better when they are firefly

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One does not surprise a ninja

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Nice jet ski... wait.

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A few of my favorite polar panoramas

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Um, what just happened?

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Science Saturday

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Every time I think I'm talented, I remember that I'm not.

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Please twerk responsibly.

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My favorite mash up.

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Soft kitty, warm kitty.

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If i fits I siiiitttaahhhhh

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Something tells me Nathan Fillion would be ok with someone photo bombing a picture of him.

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The more you know

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Insert incest joke

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Dang volcano... Because lava wasn't deadly enough.

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And I can't even pass a sobriety test.

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Hmm, weird.

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Its coming back! With Neil deGrasse's Tyson! (trailer in comments)

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So apparently baby cages were a thing in the 30's...

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And so the war raged on

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And they wonder why we do it.

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Boom, head shot.

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To find alien life, we need only look to the deep.

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Honey, do you remember where I left the napalm?

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It's Sunday, no one is on here anyways. So here is some hi res orange juice.

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um, wut?

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Gnats

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Waiting for my date.

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Fuck yo gravity

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