pLifer

223 pts ยท August 8, 2018


The person is double jointed in their knuckles, and is using it to make it look like a man pleasing themself to THE GIF.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Instructions Unclear. Fondled a Velociraptor. Now I'm set up for a date I didn't want.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TOP. MEN.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Daddy chill!

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

v

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want to know why "We need to fuck these swords" from Xenoblade Chronicles 2 didn't make it

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I just passed one year without that fucker trying to kill me in October. I will never forget the pain of my Gall attacks.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

1006.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Maybe wholesome shit post green texts?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

" I become a baked potato". Lost it. Take your upvote.

7 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 1

"I don't know went they started giving me their personal info. I guess they trusted me, the dumb fucks." - Mark Zuckerberg

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Raccoon going to way his food. The food was cotton candy.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was a point I needed to stop reading that near the first post, but had to read to the end. What have I done?!?!

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

*laughs in Oklahoman, where everyone that knows they're "safe" does this*

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmmmm.... Mmmmm..... Mmm...... OOOOOH! I'm a simple man. I see onion bro, I upvote.

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

ALL AROUND THE WORLD, STATUES CRUMBLE FOR ME!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bu - buuut maaaastaaah meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaastaaah I thought *I* was da chosen one!

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0