MRW I try to get the last few drops of soda from the bottom of the cup, but it everything falls into my mouth and it's too much to handle
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How I feel going into finals week
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I'm not good at titles
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Any music recommendations?
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A title
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Meet zero
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Pavlovian conditioning?
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Whoooooo delivers the pizzas just north of D.C.? (our-lord-je-bus) Punctual speedy and bearded is he! (our-lord-je-bus) Will give you an extra sauce if you wish! (our-lord-je-bus) Then open your door and give him a tip! our-lord-je-bus, our looord, jebuus
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Pizza, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Mazda. It's continuing mission, to deliver to strange new places, to seek out new customers . To boldly deliver where no man has delivered before.
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The first result when googling "duck wiener"
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I'll do my best, but no promises
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I stayed home from class because I was sick. That evening I figured I should look at the syllabus to see what I missed, turns out we had a test that day.
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More hotel work stories
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One does not simply walk into Mordor, but Domino's delivers there.
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Find hot bitches in your aria!
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Oh Russia
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I made a new friend.
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MRW a neighborhood munchkin (3-5 y.o.) asks me why i'm not wearing shoes while walking my dog
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This post is brought to you by White Glove Drug and Alcohol Testing
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My new friend Jerome
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Star Wars (Episodes I-III) behind the scenes
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He's afraid of cellphones
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I feel obligated to share.
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fungi
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Wiggle wiggle wiggle
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Imgur: The simple image sharer
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Why yes, I am a professional
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Caught bae sleeping
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The first time I've seen a starfish in the wild
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I would watch this.
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I Ƹ> random mode
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Mmmmmm... reindeer sausage
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Soon
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