ohfudgecicles

10282 pts ยท April 25, 2020


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Cheese wheels.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is a great way to end up in a wheelchair.

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

We can enjoy this with some schadenfreude, but know that the next steps will be forced agriculture labor by those imprisoned during these ongoing raids...

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Our family cats could tell time. We lived on military bases where Taps was played at 5PM, a cannon would sound, and my dad would be home ten minutes later to feed them. Even after we moved from places with the cannon, the cats would be sitting by their bowls at 5:10PM, ready.

1 year ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Of all the ways this could have gone wrong, it did.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Look for the helpers.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What she should have done:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/rtjRnXkxQX3YkqdWA

What she did, i
nstead:

https://maps.app.goo.gl/mDnsCM5fg2UkT6gr7

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a woman who has lived alone the majority of her life since the age of 17, I am usually the one changing the tire, (it's fun!) and I've deterred a home invasion at my neighbor's home by simply waking outside in my deranged fluffy robe, with a pitchfork. So, send Tom Holland.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Being a sports legend, driving drunk in a WV hometown, she had to be majorly hammered.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was born in a German hospital to US parents. My passport says "GERMANY" as place of birth. My naturalization documents were lost as a kid, so I have new ones, issued in 2007. I live in fear of the moment I'm stopped for my "papers," even as a white woman living in a conservative town.

That's what this was intended to do, and it's worked.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He put away his cart. That's a good human.

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Can we get this as a white noise option, please and now?

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

May I suggest some perforated sheeting? Made a similar gate for my ladies, but went directly to the screening option. Does it look like my cats are taking confession from the other side of the hall? Yes. Does it work? Also, yes.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember in 2023 when Qatar was a strategic apt of the US assisting in brokering prisoner exchanges with Saudi Arabia? https://www.npr.org/2023/10/13/1205665755/u-s-and-qatar-agree-to-prevent-disbursal-of-recently-unfrozen-iranian-funds

Because I do. And as much as I loathe the current administration, strategic partnerships with Qatar didn't just suddenly occur. (Just this guy is dumb enough to accept public bribes for the alliance.)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sold via... Amazon.

1 year ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Mine withstood years of rugby. WWE ladies' go through even more. If they're migrating? That was a terrible surgeon.

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Fun fact about watches: The only part that "matters" for country of origin labeling is the movement - the clock bit. So a watch can be labeled as "made in Switzerland" as long as the movement was made there. Most Swiss watches you see are actually just Swiss movements installed in Chinese made bodies, exported then from China directly. But still "Swiss." (Interestingly, though, now laws require separate taxation on the packaging itself.)

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So glad I had the sound on... My grandmother was an avid bowler, and an all-around gifted athlete with few opportunities to showcase it. We weren't especially close, but I always felt closer to her when I did sports. She was a 300 bowler OFTEN. The only thing I wanted when she died was her bowling ball. I bowled my only 300 game the first time I used her ball. Her name was engraved on it, and before I threw my final roll with her ball, I whispered, "come on, Colleen..." Actually, I'm crying now.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Everyone who downvotes me when I defend that WV is full of fantastic people can swallow this video whole. These are the people I know, and why I love my home state.

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a woman with an actual diagnosis of a "hostile womb," I cannot carry a pregnancy to term. Does that mean m make partner and I could not partake? Since we cannot bear children??

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Also, because testicles are "immune-privileged," the sperm isn't impacted by antibodies - whether introduced or naturally occurring.

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fucking love Gritty. And I'm a Penguins fan with tattoos to prove it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My 450sqft apartment in San Diego was $1800 in 2019. The same EXACT apartment now starts at $2300. The housing market is awful, and nothing is being done to address THAT issue.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Anyone got the source for this? I want that swimsuit, and I know she knows the details.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We focus on the game for now, but if we win the Super Bowl, we wouldn't go to the White House," a member of the Eagles' ownership group reportedly told The U.S. Sun.

An unnamed source quoted in a known tabloid is the basis of this report, and all others being published presently. No formal message from any official Eagles source has been issued as of today.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Beat up repeatedly by a group of boys in elementary. Teachers advised I try to make friends w/themor avoid them. Trying to make friends gave them more fuel. Avoiding them got me reported for "self isolating during recess." The boys even followed me home to harass my mother.

In middle school, the same boys tore the door from my locker and tossed it. My parents had to pay to replace my books. I had to stay after school to copy missing notes. Counselor made me attend anger management classes.

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0