when you get emotionally invested in a greentext and then get to the end and realize you've been bamboozled yet again
1596
81
185451
when you're constipated and he says "don't worry, I'm a doctor. "
-2
6
333
Buncha Swedish dudes trashed my apartment this morning. They said they were in some gang called "ikea" or something but I was too drunk to listen to their bullshit.
62
7
139
when your roommate bakes cookies
5
10
1267
what are my odds?
5
2
46