nudeelf

3593 pts ยท February 10, 2012


I like stuff. I also like touching stuff. I am okay with breaking your stuff.

I have answers!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish I had a radiation sickness joke.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, he is clearly looking for something.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best friends have gold chains?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, I came across the pornhub one first.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a person who works in the prisons, prison rape is a real and serious issue. We joke about it, but rape is rape.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Still better than Beiber.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Then make yourself worth 15. Fast food workers changed the situation and made their employers pay them 15. While you accept 12.50.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Where did a teacher get a hundred dollars?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We all moonlight.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

orbitz?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HOW OLD ARE THE EGGS?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

SCISSORS!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAIL!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

HAIL!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So they are going to use the joint.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The hipsters used DOS before it was cool.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Those feelings for Kaylee; they are normal.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

sensitivity.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I feel the same!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Have you tried selling drugs. It worked for me.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What is wrong with Jeb?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who said 12 toes, 8 fingers, and 4 arms are not the correct number. Life is all about perspective!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But where is the fun in that?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was hoping she would miss the net.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You think he would discover that stroking the pipe isn't working.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pet rooster. You perverted fuck.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yep.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0