It's gonna be tough taking care of their son now.

6

3

58

I gave that Stitches a pony. Stitches love ponies.

7

9

86

MRW a fourteen-year-old's "sassy" description of herself is only mildly cringeworthy.

10

8

275

When the cashier at the craft store says, "Have a blessed day!" and I don't want her to judge me for my godlessness.

11

7

380

Thanks to Parks & Rec, I can't read this word in anyone else's voice.

25

12

135

Ladies and gentlemen... Gerry / Jerry / Larry / Terry Gergich

7

9

15925

Too bad it was cancelled after one season...

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6

101

The Long Price Quartet by Daniel Abraham

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11

486

Is this how you Confession Bear?

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50