Rest in peace, my flat butt
Life's good as long as you have a nice warm rat to cuddle with
Ummm...hooman, can you hep meh?
We need to spice up the next election with a good actor in the race.
Someone clearly had too much to drink last night...
Spiderbro be wishin you a happy Easter
Meanwhile, from somewhere very east of Bethlahem...
MRW I cinch my belt one hole too many
So...this happened
I always liked playing with...hey, wait.
Built Ford tough
Definitely Illuminaughty...
German cops unleash the feared water bottle smooshing chest bump
Thai Army draft candidates. Ooooooookay.
The Dead Sea apparently...died.
boop
What's Imgur's position on this philosophy?
Welcome to Substitute Teacher Hell...
Narcissus 2015
And where, exactly, have you been all my life?
The runway will never be the same...
Looks like this Ukranian shrapnel wall is about outta fucks.
"Mom...people are staring at us." "Don't worry about it dear, just eat your caribou and jelly sandwich."
The Downvote Fairy is in overdrive today...
I vote that the selfie thing has gone a bit too far
It may have happened. Possibly.
Because sometimes you just need to hoist your steed.
Speaking of playing with something in the bathtub...
Iraq mobilizes the feared Big Guy with Red Flag brigade against ISIS.
"So how was your climb up the volcano, Sir? Sir?"
Strength in numbers...
Russia hacks the White House
When you and your rebel buddies finally hit a wifi hot spot
This is how problems start...
MFW I find one ice cream sandwich left in the box and everyone else has gone to bed.
There goes Vulcan again, forging thunderbolts for Jupiter and weapons for Mars.
That last moment when you're still thinking about finishing first...
Is this what they mean by bipartisan?
"I'll giveya $50 if you can make the shot now, mofo!"
Mondays
Female soldiers from the Donetsk People's Republic having a beauty pagent. Top that, Russia...
Orange you glad I didn't have any rocks?
Maybe its just me, but shouldn't canoe races take place on, you know, water?
Obama asked Congress for war authority against ISIS...
Start your morning however you wish, but I prefer coffee...
MRW a clever comment goes into negatives.
John Kerry was upset after finishing second place in a recent fake smile contest.
Lifetime Achievement Award: No Fucks Given category.
So ISIS now thinks its fighting to bring about the Apocalypse. There have been at least 144 such past predictions and 11 pending future ones. Can we move past this nonsense at some point?
The Ukranian President knows a bad tactical position when he's in one...
Soon my pathetic constituents, very soon...
These new army stink bombs should be redesigned somehow.
Birds give zero fks about rare cosmic events
Nebber mind us...
I'm no expert, but I think someone's doing something terribly wrong here...