Will this work?
Happy Debian Day
$100 could have bought a lot of beans and rice.
S.C.O.T.S.! If you know, you know!
Shepherd's pie topped with colcannon instead of regular mashed.
UrinalWraith is here to c u p
I'm a slob, part 1 :-/
Should I be worried if I see these in my neighborhood?
Dick Dale, the King of the Surf Guitar
Holiday Creep Can Eff Right Off
F#m sus4
Baby BBQ Station
Eat your vegetables.
Dead.
Carmen, whom I dogsit sometimes.
Sad sigh.
Shots fired
Soft Language Everywhere
Single Coil Surf Betch
About to ring in the new year with a massive plate of boiled pasta
It just slid right in
Muh hams, muh peas, muh greenz.
In case you didn't know, this thing is hard to play.
For Ladies Only
Fender Bender Update: Adding another tube
The Closet Queen
"What do you want to have?" "Whatever. I don't care."
Thinking about moving to the desert.
No.
Wood you like to see my naked body?
BEANS BEANS BEANS
5000 lumens looks great but hurts the eyes.
I dreamed a dream . . . but now that dream is gone from me
This is Righty Tighty.
Smocked Pripraka.
I left my office to take a leak, and returned to an ominous message.
Bitches ain't nuttin but hoes and triki-trakes
ur mom
Lab Disaster
Fender Bender Tube Amplifier
1996 Ibanez RG470DX
Mom sent cookies. They taste like Christmas.
It's a potato.
Fuck Salt!
Sproung Breank!
I've been mulling it over awhile, and now I've got a mixed bag of results.
Honor Society invites won't interest me until they bring back the good ole "Blood and Thunder" part.
I guess a bunch of 5, 8, and 11-cent stamps will do it eventually.
Press HELP for Trouser Sprinkles.
Best effort tree.
Lollipop.
Dinner is a block of frozen beans and vegetables.
Chickenshit Bullshit
Who codes the Coders?
I've realized lately that my quarantine meals are starting to resemble vintage war-time luxuries.
The struggle is real, and the struggle is here.
Day 166 of Covid Bean Ration. Nobody has realized it yet
Washing those thongs for that late-night stripper gig.
Quarantine Pie