When I find out my boyfriend is a human...

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102

Thats the Martian way.

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2893

Stephen King referencing his own work is the type of writer I aspire to be

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348

Trying to go to bed at a reasonable hour for once

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90

I have somehow acquired a cat.

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I haven't seen mention of our girl Molly yet..

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