michigander

62920 pts ยท February 9, 2013


"Life's a piece of shit When you look at it Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true. You'll see it's all a show Keep 'em laughing as you go Just remember that the last laugh is on you. And always look on the bright side of life..." -Monty Python

The funniest part of this is that the reaction is so human, there is *ZERO* doubt what the poor man is experiencing.

22 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is what I come to Imgur for, thank you!

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

BRUH GO ARGUE WITH OTHERS RIDING THE SHORT BUS WITH YOU - FUCK OFF, I GIVE ZERO FUCKS WHAT YOU THINK. Buh bye!

6 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Your screenshot proves my point: look at the timestamps - look how long he waited to try to restore order. There is sworn testimony that he held back the national guard until he didn't have a choice. Good luck with your beliefs, I have nothing to gain from this back and forth - go argue with someone else.

6 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He TRIED to not give up power, that's why it was an attempted coup. I think he will TRY AGAIN this year to avoid going to prison.

6 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, I think that he's going to try to take over in the midterms and never give up power.

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Do you mean press dinner*? The 2028 hat was around long before, I saw that months ago.

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yes, you're right - the way he acts is perfectly normal :/

6 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Couldn't agree more, friend!

1 week ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

My post is a general commentary on the sad state of the world right now - wish you well !

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No offense* to you, but you completely missed the point of my post. Have a nice day!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Who would be your ideal candidate in 2028 (assuming our democracy makes it that far)?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What don't you like about him?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

I never had a reason to own a treadmill until now - WOW! You have opened a whole new world for me, friend!

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

...new kink unlocked!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

literally snorted

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I get measured by my doctor at my yearly physical - yours don't do that?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This response wins the internet today. DUMBASS is all I could think and Red took care of that for me without a single word.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Can we do the time warp again and wake up in a different reality?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been saying this since 2015

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

DA Bears

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Percussive maintenance

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was channel 3 OR 4 - there was a switch, because in some areas (like mine) there was a broadcast channel 3.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That was literally the word in my head

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I love how the cat is still trying to figure out wtaf just happened minutes later

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

...right??

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Giggity.

2 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Giggity.

2 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My bad, sorry!

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0