My SO and I are having our first child today!
The People's Champ Speaks to the Nation
Good bye Aunt Jemima...has anyone told Uncle Ben!?
Cluck cluck MF
This is Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Don't let 'Rona get you down
Patron Saint of "calm your shit"
What the fine print doesn't tell you
What do we say to the goddess of Death?
WTF July 29th?
Found this gem near SoHo in NYC
Merry Holidays and have a happy new cheers!
TFW you realize you're gonna have to slap a bitch
How many dooty/hardware puns do you guys have?
Straight Outta Hamston!
"I told you so!"
When you tell your wife who you fought in Germany
My first solo 100% completion
Just finished the 5th book in the GoT series
10th fav pic...My Spirit Animal
Found this gem in the restroom at a local comic shop
The game is....something
TMW you realize there's too much product in your hair
The non-selfiest selfie I have
Every job has a Debbie Downer
I'm not crying...you're crying
They knew what they were doing...
Jumping photobomb
Damnit, they got me again
The pain of turning on the TV Guide Channel and just missing the channel you wanted
I can't unsee it now
MFW I heard there might be a Fight Club sequel
Things have been pretty tough for Rita Repulsa since the Power Rangers
Bat Family Values
MFW my sister's POS boyfriend comes over for dinner
Do you believe in love at first sight?
July 29th
Grabbed a drink after work...pretty sure that's blood spatter at 7 o'clock
I did a thing like that thing
Wobbuffet!
Don't step in Pooh
Be the hero of your story
Mosquito season is upon us
Drops the wand
BEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOOBEEDOO
Getting real tired of your shit, Spring
What i learned from the World Cup
The feels
This is why he can't have nice things...
Happy Cakeday to me
Breaking the 4th wall
Beautiful mural in NYC
Disney's Avengers
You find out just how powerful you are when faced with the greatest challenge of your life
MRW my boss offers to buy dinner for the office
What time is it?
You'd think he'd enjoy Twitter
Found this gem on the street.
My friend gave her cat a "cattoo"
We've all been there...