Me logging on to Imgur randomly not having a goddamn clue what's going on...........but I'm ok with it
When ya don't pay your graphic designer enough to care
The amount of furry borderline NSFW images on Imgur lately is creep af
Havent been this excited about an alien design in years, sci fi fans are feasting right now
I guess she didn't read the book
Every Irishman everywhere being told to behave themselves right now
Skynets earlier models may have been crude, but they were quite effective
When you load the dishwasher arseways for the 423rd time
This is what they went for ffs. Tzarbucks was there for the taking and they went with THIS!
Insert Benny Hill / Laurel and Hardy music here
Every now and then a tweet comes along so perfect it just makes everything better, gives ya a smile on your face and improves your day no end
Annnnnnnnnd now it's in your head too
Russia 3 months ago: Ukrainian peasants don't have the capability to touch our bridge. They wouldn't dare.
Good Liz, the first step is complete, meeting you after Johnson made her lose the will to live..
Peak. Fucking. Perfection.
My weird internet friends, with one glance at this magnificent map, you will forever remember where Kentucky is in the US til you draw your last breath
As a father of two, I always take so much satisfaction outta family moments like these
It's an Irish doll. It's like a Russian doll, except blocks your commute and causes chaos.
Is it is possible to love your job too much ladies
Oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh Everybody was Kung Fu fighting I tell you what we're finding I know it's a little bit frightening Oh, but it's so enlightening
With all the Will Smith Chris Rock blah blah fucking blah who cares I think people are forgetting this MOTHERFUCKA won his first Oscar and got it presented by Denzel Washington
When a lie gets outta hand, an Olympic winter sport is born
Getting offended by jokes at a comedy club has the same energy as Karen going to a strip club and complaining about the nudity
Game over man, game over.
There's Freudian slips, then there's a Freudian de-railed train carrying TNT and Nitroglycerin into a firework's factory.
I'm....too stupid for basic math.....too stupid for basic math....So stuuuuupid it hurts
See, it ain't that easy ladies, two buckets my hole, the cheek of her!
When you spam the same move over and over in Mortal Kombat
So, we're allowing fucking sociopaths to write children's book these days I see!!
The first two seasons of shitshow earth were wild, with season 3 around the corner, I think it's gonna be the best season yet...
Yup, there ya have it folks, vaginas are the same as houseplants. A good watering and a bit of light and sure she'll fucking thrive
"An...ann...and what do you think qualifies you for the job..... [nods at kalashnikov] "......okkkkkk....have you any background in banking or maths or.... [starts counting the kalashnikov] "w..welcome aboard"
I like to listen to podcasts where mates chat n shoot the shit coz it makes me feel like I have friends n makes life almost tolerable
When ya ask your mate to help ya move some shit....
With accuracy like that, this fucker needs to make a living out of it
My wife is takiyng the kids to a playdate in the morning at 11 and then going to her mother's, I'm gonna have almost 7 hours of peace and quiet to myself
Who doesn't love a good joke
Peng Shuai still missing, China still an asshole
Richie wins the internet tonight
Simply incredible developments coming outta Australia just now
Anyone else get depressingly pleased when a get a box that's strong n sturdy n a great shape n go oh great I could use that n immediately feel ashamed of your old arse
Whilst I'm truly distraught to learn 2021 is gonna get worse with more ABBA music, this tweet I felt deep
It's not often that spotting the cunt in the room is this easy
I see nothing "that" wrong with this, but yeah dude, gotta agree, take that shit to the grave.
Ya try n help a guy out, sheesh
Whoever did this, i applaud you
As a middle aged father husband and perpetually exhausted gamer, sign me the fuck up
What's your biggest disappointment in 2021 in gaming, coz for me it's this bloody thing, Returnal.
Look, because we're friends, if you send me 150 euro, I'll send you 4 of these bad boys, cmon to fuck like that's you robbing me like, you can't get fairer than that
My wife insisted on buying them both this year. Kids wore her down, we're three days in, she's starting to wane already
Happy Halloween
The Irish have just determined the pandemic is over. It's as if, collectively, we all decided.....it'll be grand.
As condescending pricks go, I think I'll struggle to find a worse one this morning
Every bank ad ever...
This kids going places..
The first rule of duck club is....