melancholyterminator

1039830 pts ยท June 4, 2013


I like posting funny shit,and the odd project that i make or just about dont fuck up, I upvote shit that brings a smile to my face, a laugh, a guffaw, a chuckle, and a laugh with a simultaneous groan still counts as a laugh dammit! I've always wanted to chat to someone from Mongolia, i know their broadband speeds might be patchy but fuckit, have you seen those hunting hawk people, shits awesome

Me logging on to Imgur randomly not having a goddamn clue what's going on...........but I'm ok with it

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When ya don't pay your graphic designer enough to care

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The amount of furry borderline NSFW images on Imgur lately is creep af

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Havent been this excited about an alien design in years, sci fi fans are feasting right now

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I guess she didn't read the book

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Every Irishman everywhere being told to behave themselves right now

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Skynets earlier models may have been crude, but they were quite effective

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When you load the dishwasher arseways for the 423rd time

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This is what they went for ffs. Tzarbucks was there for the taking and they went with THIS!

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Insert Benny Hill / Laurel and Hardy music here

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Every now and then a tweet comes along so perfect it just makes everything better, gives ya a smile on your face and improves your day no end

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Annnnnnnnnd now it's in your head too

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Russia 3 months ago: Ukrainian peasants don't have the capability to touch our bridge. They wouldn't dare.

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Good Liz, the first step is complete, meeting you after Johnson made her lose the will to live..

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Peak. Fucking. Perfection.

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My weird internet friends, with one glance at this magnificent map, you will forever remember where Kentucky is in the US til you draw your last breath

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As a father of two, I always take so much satisfaction outta family moments like these

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It's an Irish doll. It's like a Russian doll, except blocks your commute and causes chaos.

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Is it is possible to love your job too much ladies

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Oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh Everybody was Kung Fu fighting I tell you what we're finding I know it's a little bit frightening Oh, but it's so enlightening

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With all the Will Smith Chris Rock blah blah fucking blah who cares I think people are forgetting this MOTHERFUCKA won his first Oscar and got it presented by Denzel Washington

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When a lie gets outta hand, an Olympic winter sport is born

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Getting offended by jokes at a comedy club has the same energy as Karen going to a strip club and complaining about the nudity

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Game over man, game over.

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There's Freudian slips, then there's a Freudian de-railed train carrying TNT and Nitroglycerin into a firework's factory.

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I'm....too stupid for basic math.....too stupid for basic math....So stuuuuupid it hurts

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See, it ain't that easy ladies, two buckets my hole, the cheek of her!

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When you spam the same move over and over in Mortal Kombat

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So, we're allowing fucking sociopaths to write children's book these days I see!!

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The first two seasons of shitshow earth were wild, with season 3 around the corner, I think it's gonna be the best season yet...

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Yup, there ya have it folks, vaginas are the same as houseplants. A good watering and a bit of light and sure she'll fucking thrive

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"An...ann...and what do you think qualifies you for the job..... [nods at kalashnikov] "......okkkkkk....have you any background in banking or maths or.... [starts counting the kalashnikov] "w..welcome aboard"

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I like to listen to podcasts where mates chat n shoot the shit coz it makes me feel like I have friends n makes life almost tolerable

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When ya ask your mate to help ya move some shit....

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With accuracy like that, this fucker needs to make a living out of it

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My wife is takiyng the kids to a playdate in the morning at 11 and then going to her mother's, I'm gonna have almost 7 hours of peace and quiet to myself

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Who doesn't love a good joke

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Peng Shuai still missing, China still an asshole

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Richie wins the internet tonight

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Simply incredible developments coming outta Australia just now

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Anyone else get depressingly pleased when a get a box that's strong n sturdy n a great shape n go oh great I could use that n immediately feel ashamed of your old arse

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Whilst I'm truly distraught to learn 2021 is gonna get worse with more ABBA music, this tweet I felt deep

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It's not often that spotting the cunt in the room is this easy

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I see nothing "that" wrong with this, but yeah dude, gotta agree, take that shit to the grave.

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Ya try n help a guy out, sheesh

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Whoever did this, i applaud you

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As a middle aged father husband and perpetually exhausted gamer, sign me the fuck up

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What's your biggest disappointment in 2021 in gaming, coz for me it's this bloody thing, Returnal.

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Look, because we're friends, if you send me 150 euro, I'll send you 4 of these bad boys, cmon to fuck like that's you robbing me like, you can't get fairer than that

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My wife insisted on buying them both this year. Kids wore her down, we're three days in, she's starting to wane already

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Happy Halloween

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The Irish have just determined the pandemic is over. It's as if, collectively, we all decided.....it'll be grand.

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As condescending pricks go, I think I'll struggle to find a worse one this morning

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Every bank ad ever...

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This kids going places..

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The first rule of duck club is....

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