mcfifenstein

8504 pts ยท September 2, 2012


A couple years ago I remember Imgur being convinced that pizza counted as a vegetable, so it's not that wrong.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was an anarcho syndicalist commune.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not me, I'm still trying to figure out what sound a fox makes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I believe that's why Marilyn Monroe chose that name, someone else already had the name she wanted originally.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wait, that came out wrong.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVE BALLS!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't even thing you get that option in Philly. It's either "wid" or "widout". However, I do like lettuce and tomatoes.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I broke my bully's nose. My gym teacher congratulated me and I was never bullied again.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We humans have been treating each other like shit for millenia, over-sensitivity is to be expected. I agree with your post entirely.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Land octopus is way better than my answer.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a horseless carriage.

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

TIL my hands are bigger than yours because I'm a westerner.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm cat sitting this weekend. So I posted a link to pet recipes to FB. I am a bastard.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As someone from the northern Midwest, this is actually how we get rid of people. It's safe and humane after you've had enough Old Milwaukee

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

then again, I am not a scientist.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's an evil monster that wants to lay eggs inside of you.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was me and I'm not sorry.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I remember when the wall fell. I was in Kindergarten. I thought to myself, "Hey, the Cold War was fun! let's have another!" No I didn't.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

the one on the right is right-side up when you do the shot.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sorry, kitty, that boot can't save you.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ingenious. Everything is okay now.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And you rannn, you ran so far awwaayy. Couldn't get away.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cat's in the cradle with a silver spoon, little boy blue and the man on the moon...

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Philly burbs

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

my feels just got all broke

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I understand all of that. He's saying, "You can have me, plug no more. Minutes are no longer important, mutts are in the basement."

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I suppose I should have uploaded a pic of the Mackinac to make sense.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

upvote for the Mackinac, which makes the Golden Gate look tiny.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I refuse to believe this to be true. Though Ms. Lippy's car is.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Chocolate is green?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0