If someone hits this guy, it's on him.
THIS would be a miracle worth celebrating.
I am my own nemesis!
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out…
Emma has a calendar. She knows that Winder is Coming.
"Giants Of High Tech" Dwarf Normal-Sized Home
Oh, damn. They're all sold out. Time to restock.
This day in the history of awesome…
So THAT'S what happened: someone flipped all three switches!
In compliance with the GDPR, and to serve you better, …
Installed the latest version of Java, I see…
Don't know whether to be terrified or mildly amused.
Hulton Bridge Demoliton - Pittsburgh, PA
Oh, the temptation…
… Those who divide the world into two kinds of people, and …
This guy FINALLY got that movie deal he dreamed of!
Proof (as if you needed it) that the world DOES revolve around San Francisco.
This is going around on social media right now.
Well, fuck … what now?
Hooman, halp. Weird cat is eat mah foods.
The explanation, as if you needed one, for everything in a "cringe thread."
Really? Why? Surely there's *something* else on…
The Meelee of Galilee! It's Gonna Be Gruesome in Jerusalem!
If you see something, say something.
♫ we will raise a family, 4 girls for you, 7 boys for me … ♬
Anybody want to collect this? I have enough money for now.
The Pareidolia of the Astonished Toilet … A Stephen Merchant Joint
I've got my new expletive all lined up: Jesus Handfarting Christ!
MRW the 1% bang on about being "job creators"
Never skip leg day
A gentleman always asks, and always respects her decision
A finger. Or two. Or a fist. Yeah. A fist would be good.
So. Much. Floof.
But only because the Y-axis is limited to positive numbers.
All of my friends, probably.
You wish…
I'll send you my bill.
How I feel about every "Life Hack" post…
Underwater Beer Goggles
I always upvote tail
“Word of the Year”
It's a Traaaaaaap!
Lando Science Man
Everyone seems to love it, butt…
You may be cool, bur you'll never be 90-year-old dude dancing to the blues with your hands in your pockets cool.
José y Maria
I have the weirdest boner right now
I like my coffee like I like my humor: dark and bitter.
*sigh* This is what it looks like to be a responsible neighbor in CA this year.
These go to 11
Boulder Busting in Kyburz, California
Points for honesty…
The wonders of 21st century technology…
Oh. My. God.
Love Me or Leaf Me
Double standards? More like none…
Selfie Sticks Kill
Tonight on Fox News: Are the Homeless Sleeping on Your Windowsill?
We See Thee Pee Wee Bee