lordfluffy

16783 pts ยท April 7, 2013


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Gandalf was Santa this entire time!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, I've wasted my life.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I googled "Umbrella with flashlight" and what I assume is this came up as a result on Amazon.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

At what? By what metric? If you're huffing what brand of paint?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something I found with my (stock) TB: if you use your supporting hand to work the hammer, it's much easier.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Huh, so that's what its like to be on cocaine.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jeez, I need to watch this movie again.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And yet Chess Boxing is still not an event. Disgraceful.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#3 Business Cat would like you to stop picking him up during your annual review.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Easy. You vote for a party, not a person.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As someone who has edited wikipedia, I find this hard to believe.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just curious: what do you think this link proves?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Whether or not it is, beating cops on the steps of the Capitol is still bad. Can we agree on that, perhaps?

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry, but I can't hear you over the rampant whataboutism.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 4

I HAVE TO KEEP THE WALL WET!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So judging by how our politicians have been held to their misconduct for about the last decade, we're at #4 there?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I truly wish he'd just turned around a hit the car lock on his fob.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This isn't a dollhouse, is it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And in that time, iirc, he's put up at least 10 or 15 strips. I kid; it's a great comic but a very slow to update one.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow! I need to make one of these! For, um... my kid. Yeah, sure. The kids I don't have will sure appreciate the blaster storage.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More competent than the US Congress.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's not. It's fewer people dying. And the ban's impact on that is debatable at best.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the US, the 3rd worst mass shooting in history was carried out by some nut 2 small cal pistols. Not okay.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure that unless there are zombies in Australia, dead people stay dead regardless of what they were killed with.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The stabbed people are still dead. You still have mass shootings (defined as 4+ injured/dead)

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If weapons are more expensive but your homicide rate isn't changing from trend, how is that an improvement?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0