loqub

369 pts ยท September 18, 2013


"Hi, I'm Gentoo. Good fucking luck"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, know them in the outernet. Please take this seriously and if nothing else spread.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Some call it a Kaiser blade

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Stewie reference?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like them French fried potaters. Mmm hmm

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

What in the shit... Concerned about reading pancakes until I saw this. Now I'm more concerned

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found Jim Jones

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can't hug every cat

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I once made a pizza with tiny pizzas as toppings at home. Was meh

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not much different with graphing calculator. You can code a cheating app into the calculator

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Oh heck yes. Was your camera mounted to a telescope for this?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't this almost exactly what Nick swardson said in one of his bits?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Big greeeeeeen. I saw a birdy

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I dressed up as Dr frankenfurter for holloween one year. My secret. I don't care what other people think so that shit doesn't embarrass me

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

John mulaney standup bit in case you were actually wondering

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I sneezed a shape of jesus. And SloMoboius thinks he's all that.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

5 second films, they make a ton of great tiny films

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

My mom said not to take candies from strangers on the internet

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You obtain omniscience for one brief moment as your brain burns from the massive amount of electrical activity and you fall into a coma

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Oh you have no idea. What if I told you she was raised mormon

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Actually gimp is female, lesbian and adopted. She's also not old, like around 30 ish. Source: I know her in the outernet

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

IDK about just opened. That's the exact layout of fallout games and the clerk's look familiar

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sole provider of household, take home 2400/mo and medical bills ftl

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No college, making over 3x minimum. I can't even afford a car right now with all the bills, shop at Costco to save money or ration hard

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

We hit 49c, for the not America, in Arizona recently. They closed airport. Many died

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I will destroy the FCC" -Linda

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0