lokiusername

74810 pts · October 26, 2012


When I reach my “stand goal” while sitting on a toilet.

Points 7
Comments 5
Views 424

My first attempt at doing Halloween makeup on myself turned out pretty good! (OC)

Points 20
Comments 1
Views 703

1th time I’ve seen this.

Points 0
Comments 0
Views 148

Imgur....you no good, two timing, sonufabitch!!!!!

Points 34
Comments 12
Views 1776

Nike dunk elite

Points -5
Comments 1
Views 142

MFW I try to blend in with other adults.

Points 756
Comments 32
Views 70152

A very good vintage of Bordeaux.

Points -4
Comments 0
Views 200

Mr. Grinch.

Points -6
Comments 0
Views 212

MFW I wondered what shake weights taste like.

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 547

MRW I saw this gif.

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 371

MRW I take a break from imgur and return to find it’s become a depository of soft-core anime porn.

Points 33
Comments 20
Views 1222

Now that I've lost over 100lbs, I feel like Zoidberg without his shell.

Points 89
Comments 15
Views 3806

Upvote to the snow-day gods. 6 week old baby with thrush= no sleep. I need this snow day. Give generously.

Points 10
Comments 8
Views 447

When I wake up in the middle of the night to pee and my Apple Watch notifies me I’ve almost reached my move goal, and to keep moving.

Points 12
Comments 0
Views 554

Keeping the weight off! Down 110lbs for two years now!

Points 12
Comments 10
Views 735

MFW I see someone headed towards the port a potty I just used.

Points 5
Comments 1
Views 355

MFW I accidentally like a photo on someone's Facebook while doing a deep creep.

Points 23
Comments 4
Views 1160

A very Grinchy Christmas

Points -7
Comments 0
Views 124

MFW I attempted the advanced level double-handed-full-release jerk off.

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 449

MFW someone asks me if I like Tommy Boy or Black Sheep better.

Points 30
Comments 16
Views 1446

MFW I arrive at the national surfers convention.

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 297

Canadians watching U.S. politics. Sorry.

Points -3
Comments 3
Views 440

MRW @repoststatistics comments on my post

Points 3
Comments 14
Views 676

MFW I trusted a fart.

Points 7
Comments 4
Views 525

The second rule of front page, is you don't talk about front page.

Points 2
Comments 1
Views 365

Better to never post, and be thought a fool, than to post in user sub and remove all doubt.

Points 48
Comments 17
Views 2316

MFW I took a break from imgur for almost a year.

Points 45
Comments 14
Views 1684

MFW my wife asks if we can get drivethru for supper.

Points -3
Comments 2
Views 193

George is my spirit animal.

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 400

In my many years of wearing suits, I've never run into someone wearing the same tie as me.

Points 6
Comments 1
Views 306

The first rule of front page, is that you don't talk about front page.

Points -3
Comments 1
Views 378

I'm not here to jerk you around.

Points -1
Comments 2
Views 242

I see your "Kiss Cam" and raise you...

Points -6
Comments 2
Views 470

Canadians are polite, until this happens.

Points 2
Comments 7
Views 226

MRW I think I'll like drinking hot sauce from the bottle, but I was wrong.

Points 2
Comments 3
Views 537

As a father of a 2 month old, who isn't getting any sleep, how I feel getting home from work.

Points 4
Comments 6
Views 482

MRW I realize I can easily use gifs in the mobile app.

Points -3
Comments 2
Views 339

The Federal Court in NY right now.

Points 16
Comments 6
Views 633

How Canadians see Sean Spicer's news conferences.

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 369

MRW my balls are stuck to my leg.

Points 46
Comments 9
Views 1737

MRW I tell people I pulled a Costanza, meaning I left on a high note, and they immediately say "you did the trifecta?!"

Points 6
Comments 5
Views 334

MRW I nootice a typo in my title.

Points 7
Comments 2
Views 288

MFW my balls are stuck to my leg and I do the "hands free" adjustment when no one is looking.

Points 0
Comments 5
Views 467

“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”

Points 8
Comments 1
Views 423

Anytime I get embarrassed I just remember that I wasn't any of the actors in this commercial.

Points 24
Comments 16
Views 1119

After my recent weight loss post I got a lot of messages asking for tips. I decided to post up some of the things that helped me achieve my goals.

Points 14
Comments 4
Views 461

It's all about execution.

Points 5
Comments 0
Views 341

MFW I make a post in User Sub and then creep the post history of everyone who comments.

Points 4
Comments 5
Views 341

MFW I try to walk with Connor McGregor swagger.

Points 7
Comments 3
Views 574

MRW someone says "I love you".

Points -2
Comments 6
Views 378

MFW I hear myself say "I remember a time before there was internet!"

Points 58
Comments 11
Views 1917
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