When I reach my “stand goal” while sitting on a toilet.
My first attempt at doing Halloween makeup on myself turned out pretty good! (OC)
1th time I’ve seen this.
Imgur....you no good, two timing, sonufabitch!!!!!
Nike dunk elite
MFW I try to blend in with other adults.
A very good vintage of Bordeaux.
Mr. Grinch.
MFW I wondered what shake weights taste like.
MRW I saw this gif.
MRW I take a break from imgur and return to find it’s become a depository of soft-core anime porn.
Now that I've lost over 100lbs, I feel like Zoidberg without his shell.
Upvote to the snow-day gods. 6 week old baby with thrush= no sleep. I need this snow day. Give generously.
When I wake up in the middle of the night to pee and my Apple Watch notifies me I’ve almost reached my move goal, and to keep moving.
Keeping the weight off! Down 110lbs for two years now!
MFW I see someone headed towards the port a potty I just used.
MFW I accidentally like a photo on someone's Facebook while doing a deep creep.
A very Grinchy Christmas
MFW I attempted the advanced level double-handed-full-release jerk off.
MFW someone asks me if I like Tommy Boy or Black Sheep better.
MFW I arrive at the national surfers convention.
Canadians watching U.S. politics. Sorry.
MRW @repoststatistics comments on my post
MFW I trusted a fart.
The second rule of front page, is you don't talk about front page.
Better to never post, and be thought a fool, than to post in user sub and remove all doubt.
MFW I took a break from imgur for almost a year.
MFW my wife asks if we can get drivethru for supper.
George is my spirit animal.
In my many years of wearing suits, I've never run into someone wearing the same tie as me.
The first rule of front page, is that you don't talk about front page.
I'm not here to jerk you around.
I see your "Kiss Cam" and raise you...
Canadians are polite, until this happens.
MRW I think I'll like drinking hot sauce from the bottle, but I was wrong.
As a father of a 2 month old, who isn't getting any sleep, how I feel getting home from work.
MRW I realize I can easily use gifs in the mobile app.
The Federal Court in NY right now.
How Canadians see Sean Spicer's news conferences.
MRW my balls are stuck to my leg.
MRW I tell people I pulled a Costanza, meaning I left on a high note, and they immediately say "you did the trifecta?!"
MRW I nootice a typo in my title.
MFW my balls are stuck to my leg and I do the "hands free" adjustment when no one is looking.
“The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.”
Anytime I get embarrassed I just remember that I wasn't any of the actors in this commercial.
After my recent weight loss post I got a lot of messages asking for tips. I decided to post up some of the things that helped me achieve my goals.
It's all about execution.
MFW I make a post in User Sub and then creep the post history of everyone who comments.
MFW I try to walk with Connor McGregor swagger.
MRW someone says "I love you".
MFW I hear myself say "I remember a time before there was internet!"