my friend Paul just ordered a sandwich at this Hispanic place. the name they took down for the order is at the end.
my buddy is a tinder poet.
MFW the guy I call to request a service from tells me "you can take your Puerto Rico and shove it up your ass"
It's my cakeday, so here's a bunch of pictures of dog wearing an assortment of hats.
Whoever said chivalry was dead was a damn liar.