lavenderloop

2346 pts · May 24, 2017


A boy walks into an ice cream shop and asks the guy working there “Do you have any onion flavored ice cream?” The shop owner perplexed replies “No sorry we don’t.” The boy immediately walked out without saying anything. The next week the boy came back and asked the same question. The shop owner gave the same reply and the boy walked out again. This happened again for a third time the week after and finally the shop owner thought to himself “The poor boy must be disappointed that he can’t eat the kind of ice cream he wants.” The shop owner then spends the next week diligently preparing onion flavored ice cream in order to make the boy happy. The boy shows up again the next week and asks his usual question. This time the shop owner beamed and replied “Yes we do. It’s our new flavor!” The boy looks at him for a second and says “What kind of idiot sells onion flavored ice cream.” then leaves.

I heard it wasn't good. What do you like about it ?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Context?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was wondering why she was barefoot on the road but now im not gonna question anything this woman does

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2012 called they want their cringe back

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Who else would lick her armpits

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We're only at 2. Crisis averted.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Sometimes I wonder if the south had won the civil war, they'd end up like north Korea and the rest of the US would be like south korea

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

FornHub

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So you'll watch every video of good YouTubers and then just not like the vid? Damn you petty af.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

To his temptations, or obey God and enjoy the afterlife in heaven. 2/2

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's literally explained that in Islamic lore, God left Satan alive and free as a means to test the people: see whether they'd give in 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What the hell

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hehe I'm actually Muslim. But yea, the news and media really only shows the terrible sides of all religions.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For real. All these people had a bad experience and stupidly assume "religion = bad". Makes them no different to extremists

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I'd call #3 mommy any day

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Character is Riamu from the idolmaster series

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Captain here: this is from the manga "We Never Learn"

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Because they run

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 19

Oo I recognize like a third. So happy to see clannad and kanon

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As much as I like Vanitas, I hope they tone down the fujobait.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

SHIIIZAAAAAA

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lmao what are they gonna if she doesn't pay, bring him back to life?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Same reason people check out fabric girls on the streets for no reason.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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As someone not an expert in social interactions, why did she block him for not picking up hints?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Zoro > Sanji gang

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Well the girl is from a franchise called idolmaster. And the guy idk I think start trek or something

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

What a beautiful duwang

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