6507 pts · October 4, 2012
No room for screws, with all the sunflower seeds.
K as in knife, p as in pterodactyl…
The trick is that all of his kids were selectively implanted to be boys. She’s his only daughter, and she had to do it herself.
Amelia Badelia and the brick in the wall
Two dancers form a lion, three form a plain.
More proof of the banana and orange shaped friend theorem.
Samaritan Snare, S2E17 of TNG.
Yeah, the Battlestar Galactica cast photo.
Only difference is the number of followers
At least it comes with great power.
#11 if she had found the comma 3 lines earlier, this could have been avoided.
Counterpoint: All the confessional grates I’ve ever seen have been black.
#6 ackshully, that’s Cunningham’s law.
We’re going on an adventure!
Good news! Grape Nuts start out as inedible straight from the box!
Done!
I have an integer joke, but it doesn’t have a point.
Mariko Aoki phenomenon - Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariko_Aoki_phenomenon
It will obviously take time for the nanovirus to take effect… aaaaany minute now…
Well sure, they told him they know everything about the law!
Lost in the woods
#2 I’ve gone to a funeral where they actually passed out kazoos… if you were sharing a story or something, and started crying, you had to cry through the kazoo. It made it much more entertaining than a funeral had any right to be.
#38 Dick Funk? Get back in the pool.
I’ll have what she’s having!
What do you mean, “you, people?”
#21 way to hang a hat on the hat. The awning made a better joke than the commenter.
#36 7.9 cents per sq inch for the 1.50 pizza, 8.8 cents per sq inch for the 1.70 pizza.
That sounds right.
I… don’t think Lady NoKids is interested in having kids. Just a guess.
No room for screws, with all the sunflower seeds.
K as in knife, p as in pterodactyl…
The trick is that all of his kids were selectively implanted to be boys. She’s his only daughter, and she had to do it herself.
Amelia Badelia and the brick in the wall
Two dancers form a lion, three form a plain.
More proof of the banana and orange shaped friend theorem.
Samaritan Snare, S2E17 of TNG.
Yeah, the Battlestar Galactica cast photo.
Only difference is the number of followers
At least it comes with great power.
#11 if she had found the comma 3 lines earlier, this could have been avoided.
Counterpoint: All the confessional grates I’ve ever seen have been black.
#6 ackshully, that’s Cunningham’s law.
We’re going on an adventure!
Good news! Grape Nuts start out as inedible straight from the box!
Done!
I have an integer joke, but it doesn’t have a point.
Mariko Aoki phenomenon - Wikipedia https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariko_Aoki_phenomenon
It will obviously take time for the nanovirus to take effect… aaaaany minute now…
Well sure, they told him they know everything about the law!
Lost in the woods
#2 I’ve gone to a funeral where they actually passed out kazoos… if you were sharing a story or something, and started crying, you had to cry through the kazoo. It made it much more entertaining than a funeral had any right to be.
#38 Dick Funk? Get back in the pool.
I’ll have what she’s having!
What do you mean, “you, people?”
#21 way to hang a hat on the hat. The awning made a better joke than the commenter.
#36 7.9 cents per sq inch for the 1.50 pizza, 8.8 cents per sq inch for the 1.70 pizza.
That sounds right.
I… don’t think Lady NoKids is interested in having kids. Just a guess.