26070 pts ยท May 30, 2016
"Something about yourself". Probably not original. Then again, nothing seems to be on imgur...
Why would you throw away edibles
Not while driving wtf you trying to make them crash?
Fucking life goals
If she was anything like mine, the bitch deserved it
I am a woman and I worry about these things, likely more than my husband
Yore? Yore????
#24 is every seasoned nurse who is absolutely sick of your shit.
But....the guilt??
I still have an hour left
Ah so it was actually millennial gorillas but Gen Z gorillas are getting credit? Typical.
That's just normal mom voice
That's why you get the zero calorie ones
My favorite is purple
Well wtf does my brain look like with all four
Okay, you know what, fuck you. How can I compete with this.
That is so adorably white
If I was that bus driver I would have gone to jail for beating that kid to death.
So that isnt actually true? I have been told it is.
Wow that would clear away all of our country debt right?
The amount of attention some women require is just mind boggling.
So all female healthcare workers are single moms with unhealthy attachments to their sons?
Having intelligent conversation
You don't choose your Familiar, your Familiar chooses you.
I would have aimed for the people personally
Ngl I don't really know, go ask a Z lol
They are trying to pretend they don't know they will be the last to get social security checks
We are just Gen Z's human shields. If not for us Gen Z wouldn't have 37 genders. We paved the way for that kind of acceptance.
I tried. A lot of us tried.
Why would you throw away edibles
Not while driving wtf you trying to make them crash?
Fucking life goals
If she was anything like mine, the bitch deserved it
I am a woman and I worry about these things, likely more than my husband
Yore? Yore????
#24 is every seasoned nurse who is absolutely sick of your shit.
But....the guilt??
I still have an hour left
Ah so it was actually millennial gorillas but Gen Z gorillas are getting credit? Typical.
That's just normal mom voice
That's why you get the zero calorie ones
My favorite is purple
Well wtf does my brain look like with all four
Okay, you know what, fuck you. How can I compete with this.
That is so adorably white
If I was that bus driver I would have gone to jail for beating that kid to death.
So that isnt actually true? I have been told it is.
Wow that would clear away all of our country debt right?
The amount of attention some women require is just mind boggling.
So all female healthcare workers are single moms with unhealthy attachments to their sons?
Having intelligent conversation
You don't choose your Familiar, your Familiar chooses you.
I would have aimed for the people personally
Ngl I don't really know, go ask a Z lol
They are trying to pretend they don't know they will be the last to get social security checks
We are just Gen Z's human shields. If not for us Gen Z wouldn't have 37 genders. We paved the way for that kind of acceptance.
I tried. A lot of us tried.