Please...my wets.
Don't drink the bath water!
Let's put a smile on that face.
All hail the Banana King!!!
Really hope she makes an appearance in season 2
Make Imgur funny again
If one hostage is good, two are better. And three, well, that’s good business.
Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Training my brain to subconsciously skip dump ads
Why?!!!!
Wife is never allowed to open a cereal box again
There are few things as alluring as neon green text on a black background
Nothing quite like a woman with a bass.
Blood is thicker than water, but syrup is thicker still, so pancakes are more important than family.
When you realize you're going to have a good day.
Bananas blueberries lower prices
I don't think the show is that funny.
Seriously, thank you so much.
Where were these guys during the crusades?
It only took ~100 losses
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People don't like black licorice?
Basically my entire life.
MRW i'm in a competitive IS&T field and I've gone ADD once again.
I got a new box of razor blades.
MRW people thank me for the tides, sun, sky, fire, wind, islands, coconuts, etc.
RIP Burnt Reynolds
Do you get to the cloud district very often?
At SaintCon with Grifter
Meet Bella
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Someone can't leave her sutures alone.
FML
They insert the wax sticks into the confection and ignite them while singing a celebratory tune.
Fun with felt
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Something isn't right
Public Service Announcement
If Bioshock Infinite were made into a film
TIL that Cake Day is not your birthday.
A special message from someone you miss terribly.