Christmas Selfie cuz I’m a tired old mom and never get to share selfies anymore, lol. Happy holidays y’all!!
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It was my son’s first time at a theme park. He was pretty stoked and wouldn’t stop talking to staff.
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Sharing bc I’m proud of myself. Covid and postpartum depression caused me to shave my head and gain 50 lbs. After 5 years I’m finally me again.
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Know your red flags
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Used to be self conscious about my bulky arms, now I kinda love em
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My 5 yr old son drew this. He calls it “Flowers in the Rain”
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I wonder…
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Photographer friend accidentally made us look cooler than we are
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My four year old was stoked to get a Scooby Doo for Christmas…but it didn’t have Scooby. Just two evil clowns. :(
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Just a reminder to take care of yourself
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Just being nice to my husband
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After 30 years, it was a privilege to meet my favorite tv icon.
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I love making scenes with my favorite items. The handwritten note in the book is over 100 years old.
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Maybe if we could just offer nap time w back rubs when adults start being weird…
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Pick a lane!
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Finished this painting today
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She must have been at Matt Rife’s comedy special
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Started a new painting today!
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My son spends all of his free time at the library. They surprised him with a magnet quoting him.
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I hope you guys don’t mind, I just really love my altar and how nice it feels to sit at it :)
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Just normal cat texts with my spouse
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Get down with the sickness cuz you can’t afford healthcare ??
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Today’s table display includes a 124 year old map of London and a pair of my wisdom teeth!
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Clock makeover
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Our 4-year-old makes us write signs for him, and we have to write it exactly as he tells us. Here are the signs.
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I made candles today! (Don’t worry I’ll remove the herbs from the top that haven’t gotten enough oil on them Before I light)
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So you agree
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My cat Bubbles (RIP) used to sleep on my face
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He didn’t get it
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They’re getting sneakier…?
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Just finished this painting for my best friend. Hope she likes it!
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Heard a noise late at night but I was sleeping with the kid so I couldn’t get up
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Getting ready for thanksgiving with a wall of conversation starters :)
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Tis the season!
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My husband and I are comedians, and today is our anniversary. I made him this stupid poster but I’m proud of it.
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We had the most fun family photoshoot ever
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We’ve tried nothing and we’re ✨all out of ideas✨
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I wasn’t falling for Santa’s bullshittery
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This sucks.
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Andy Dick is always the worst
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It’s BYO Plan B
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I present to you, 2006: the person
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It’s our anniversary today. 13 years together, 10 married. This was taken on our wedding day.
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Gretchen, stop trying to make Christmas bonus happen. It’s not going to happen.
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This is the second cake I’ve made. Lightning McQueen for my kid’s birthday
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They said no
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On my way to the bakery right before closing for discount treatz
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Like isn’t fair is the dumbest thing to say, ever.
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3 weeks ago, our cat Bruce was diagnosed with diabetes, pancreatitis and a liver infection. Today he is in remission and has a new lease on life.
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It’s only funny if I want it to be
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My 4 year old has a valentines party at daycare tomorrow, I asked him to say nice things about his friends and these are some of my favorites
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Dear dickery
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I don’t want to be here my friend made me come because I’m single but I’m ready to go it’s been 30 minutes
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My SO and I are a comedy duo and we got back our recent promo photos and I was too amazed by them not to share
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