jumpstart79

46960 pts ยท July 15, 2015


just trying to live life to the fullest.

My name is Shazam

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Umm, that's not logos, that's pathos

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

I do 8

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mrw I'm watching YouTube with ad block but disable it to support my favorite content creators

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Your BF loves you to what? I now have more questions than answers

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. It just means you can only have one non family passenger in the car unless your parent/guardian is also in the car.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm so sorry

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Regreen, chip around the tree, stone path to somewhere, expand patio to fence, patio lights, rake. The possibilities are endless.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the red scare is making a comeback

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Actually, he cancelled his vacation to work until Congress can agree on a deal

7 years ago | Likes 157 Dislikes 14

Isn't that why there's the horse fence?

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pronounce it Barthelona to sound neat

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No shame about the jeans

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless I'm mistaken, I'm fairly certain the Great Depression started in the 1929, and comprised of the 1930's

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

AP is usually very good about being unbiased

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And pregnant. 1 month till term

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on my minimal knowledge of any medical issue, I'm going to say ringworm. However, WebMD will probably give a better answer than I can.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Idealist socialism. Theory, not practice

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 8

So screw proto European and the Germanic languages from with English derives most of it's grammar and words then, bc English is not latin

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I love how the sketch artist felt the need to add the MAGA hat. Bc, y'know, everyone has a bias nowadays

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because it's a joke, like those about northerers being born in an igloo. It's for humor, and if you don't look at it that way, then oh well

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How did you get yourself to be a morticians assistant? Is it interesting?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Foosball is the devil

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They weren't in lockstep

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"My math is suck"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But nitrogen is represented by N. Sodium is Na, I thought

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A wild Hanzo ult

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Too big to fail

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1