jscizzy

14890 pts · September 3, 2012


Fuck Muggles, Get Galleons

I see a red door and I want to

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Listen, I'm just here to curse babies and eat down...

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acorns with the upset

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I Ship Them

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Dream Team

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Normalize Sewing Your Mouth Shut as a Way to Avoid Small Talk

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Down to the wire....

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Kiki makin biscuits for the whole class...

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long live the Sith

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out of fucks... got plenty of snowballs

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ornery af

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for my 12-year cakeday, a haiku

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this badboy can throw so many snowballs

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out of fucks — got plenty of acorns

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Hyper-Wholesome

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Final Countdown... (til he steals yo girl)

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Turkey sandwiches

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That... Helps actually

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The perfect crossover doesn't exis–

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White Suit, Red Chair: A Street View Odyssey

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Jason Sudeikis is a monster

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Some nourishment for your 7/29 scrolling

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Oof—that'll hurt

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End the filibuster, now

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Those zany Underpants Gnomes... at it again

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"What is grief... if not love persevering?"

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So far on this season (and every season) of Dexter— Police: "Oh dang, so-and-so is missing..." Dexter:

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The spirit of the infant baby who died picking these plantains lives on . . .

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Curious how everyone is communicating over there—

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Yue checkin up and checkin in

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Does this format still hold up?

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Little Adida has got the naps!

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This guy gets it...

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My #anarchist NYC — zoom in to see the Statue of "Liberty", the "Freedom" Tower, and the NYPD rolling up on our godless ceviche

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Likely the only test he has ever passed

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Name this famous rock duo (wrong answers only)

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You have my sword. And you have my bow...

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"We're two halves of a whole idiot!"

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Anyone else have this vacuum as a kid?

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Pretty groovy message

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Oh give me a home, where the air buffalo roam

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The People Have Spoken

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Zodiac Killer strikes again

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Probably not alone in this...

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Rest in Power While the Rest of us Pray

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Dragon of the Wes(t)

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When the going gets Toph...

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I wonder who the other talented Air Nomad who can do this is?

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Flameo muthaf*cka!

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Kelly's BACK betch

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Loved seeing John Krasinski in the most recent episode of WandaVision

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I think we found ourselves a weiner...

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They say Yue disappeared and was replaced by a body double

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You're our only hope...

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Preferences

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Whatever it takes

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Twelve glorious years

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Rejoice

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Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail . . .

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