jiynxed

401145 pts ยท May 9, 2015


Fucking disappointment that they didn't use a butthole Fleshlight.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Sure if you got a hemorrhoid flapping in the Jetstream

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi, SO LETS MAKE ALL THOSE NAZIS GOOD

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

And then there's my wife's parents who through some mystical mismanagement fuckery paid 20k in 1983, and in 2010 just walked away from the house owing well over half a million on it. They kept falling for get-rich-quick nonsense and were attending a prosperity gospel church for almost 20 years in there, which seems to be where a lot of it went.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Or women

3 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 14

You'd be surprised. Capital gains tax has a shitload of loopholes and the first 500k of gain isn't taxed at all

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And do it on credit!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

That shit's expensive they can't afford to waste it on the inmates, the stockholders need to see improvements.

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Kind of the same thing in the very early years.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If it's built with any quality it's got optional limiters that you can set.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But it's way easier to blame everyone else!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Do you pay the guy at the pump to wind up the big spring or do you do it yourself?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Bro you must be driving a motorcycle or something. 40 bucks for a tank of gas what year do you think it is?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He also never fought in a sanctioned bout, nor were any of the purported duels he participated in verified in any way. There's a massive amount of woo and hype around his name that's mostly the work of Linda Lee.

3 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 4

I've also seen her called 'america's karen'

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

We've been trending towards bigger differences of late, breaking 100 on the regular in the summer and dipping to zero or below in the winter. We also have more sunny days than rainy days.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Eh most of the flag code got tossed as unenforceable decades ago.

3 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 3

I like her. She's sassy AF.

3 years ago | Likes 469 Dislikes 8

Need to train him to rattle a cup across the bars.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You'd be surprised. You really gotta stretch the daylights out of yourself for a long time to not snap back around that bulb

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I farted while weighing myself today, and watched the scale drop .4 pounds. It's not related to this at all but I just wanted to share.

3 years ago | Likes 1242 Dislikes 18

At eight? No, they typically can easily communicate that if that's what they mean.

3 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 4

Nah it'll make cracking noises. They're hard to miss.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He got creamed in any state that voted via traditional ballots. He did great in caucusing though. His campaign was a shitshow in '16 when I volunteered for it. Nobody wanted to work, management was inept and incapable, it's amazing that anything got done.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You don't have to tick every single damn box to be a lesbian(ha, phrasing). If you had a majority of them you need to really think about it. But first, you need some space. Ditch the dead weight and then take a year off.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well, also because a lot of the young ones threw a fucking tantrum about ideological purity because sanders got fuckin smoked in the primary.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 8

...do you mean the democrats in office or the republicans?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 13

Nah. Few if any were still with the ship when it really went under.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If anything it was faster, given that it was under tens of thousands of pressure per inch.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Yep. One dude turned inside out. They found bits of him over a hundred feet away.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0