Someone probably beat me to it, but...
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Neil Degrasse Tyson says he’s an atheist, but then I see this...
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???
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Trump Movie Epilogue
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Ugh. Can't we just observe July 4 on Mondays or Fridays, instead of having it midweek?
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Thank you. Come again.
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Getting ready to call the I.S. Helpdesk? See if you know the correct terminology.
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Def not Smokey
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Sent this to my wife after she had a bad visit with the dentist.
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Did you know that Apple's Health app can use the data it collects to automatically determine that you are married?
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Apologies to original artist. I have no idea where this came from, but it’s perfect.
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Congrats, Heath Ledger! 10 years sober!!!
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Just posting this because my mobile app won’t let me post creations as comments. Sorry.
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Cannot NOT hear it anymore.
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