So much for technology...
I never would have guessed...
After struggling for years as a nut apprentice, I've finally achieved:
I wish this was fake, but it' snot...
Feline time travel...
When you ignore a memo from HR at work...
I'm in North Carolina, when people text me how bad the snow is I send them this:
Fitzwilly (1967)
Leprechaun...
Surgery was a success!
The rest of the world was having to play ketchup...
Catherine O'Hara, RIP
"Would that be worth something to you laddie?"
RIP
Who orders a cheeseburger with cheese on the side?
They had no guide to tell them how to put me back together...
Son-of-a-Bit...
RIP Gramma
I was thunderstruck when I saw this...
All designed to redistribute weight...
Just gave myself my first GLP-1 shot
Back in the day, this was one of my kinks...
Can't park there mate...
When your boss won't accept any excuse for not coming in...
Oh My...
Owl be seeing you...
Live long and fuck off...
When you want to create something artisanal, but you get distracted...
Steak tartart...
Conscientious Jester...
Stormy relationship...
This is why I'm switching back to Fahrenheit...
I'm stimulating mine right now...
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Bat'leth pizza cutter...
She's a keeper...
Name dropping...
My 16th favorite...
This is how I plan on building up my natural immunity...
I like the look of the new Airbus...
Here are six separate examples of why you shouldn't put a cutting board in the dishwasher...
Sofa King Gross...
June Lockhart celebrates her 100th birthday tomorrow!
Selfie bait...
I wonder if there's a spare in the trunk...
Finally! Some news I can actually use...
Guess who turns 100 this month... June Lockhart, June 25th...
For the Birds...
Wedding dress with its own tunnel...
Kong vs Zillow...
She'll treasure this picture forever...
Rabbit test...
I'm ready for the next toilet paper shortage...
I've been doing my part for a while...
Who remembers?