Things that make me feel old for 500, Alex.
I just spoke with Muhammad Ali's daughter
MRW my friend runs into the sliding glass door.
When you're super angry
The little stud got a hair cut
MRW my dog goes to the bathroom. Outside. Like he's supposed to. And looks all smug about it.
Putin pelvic thrust? Why the hell not.
Collections, stop calling
So, how's your day?
Day after St. Paddy's day = death.