Right After Cancelling Amazon Prime
"Hey, Don't Hang Up. Your Car Warranty is ---"
3D Printed with TPU for the first time. I'm impressed.
Ye Ol’ Machine.
Just helping my kid do her homewor--wait, what the gloobenfarkle...
Genie Reluctantly Grants Jafar's Wish (The GIF I always search for, and never find anywhere)
Incognito post.
Mmmm, ravioli.
I’m not religious but I still go.
After a date, walking into your flat.
When I see the next stone for my collection.
Is it just me?
Someone said it looked like an eerie forest...
Slap it.
When you’re too poor for a new water heater that is crapping out, but innovative enough to keep it on life support automatically.
Maybe nobody will notice...
I did it.
Walmart Trolling
Do you want piracy? This is how you promote piracy.
Two types of people you say?
I’m a monster. Hide your children. Hide your wives.
I have bestowed upon you great wisdom.
For Your Irresponsible Neighbor's Facebook Page. OC!
Hit refresh. It does nothing. :)
Don’t worry, it’s dishwasher safe on the top shelf...
Is it Friday yet?
So busy. Too busy.
Just doin' the dad thing.
It's not all his fault you know.
Everyone that's done this, stand up please.
Least amount of germs possible is obviously at this exact spot.
A bender and a puff.
Or maybe its already in play?
'Merica. Idaho.
Just got an awesome email back.
Every. Dang. Day.
I thought it was more popular.
So, this is on sale at Ikea right now.
Hey Tree, got wood?
Savage.
FML
Dopple Your Ganger Please. Jeez.
Big nose or small nose?
Nnnyet, nnnyet, nnnet, nnnyet, nnnyet....
Torb mining.
Secret Santa - WOW! Thank you!!
Oh. You drop kicked your laptop into orbit and it can't find a boot volume now?
App update notes done right... And wrong.
Support Magic.
Every time I slip.
Bedtime Stories
You know exactly what this is going to smell like, but…
Log. That’s what I said.
EA.
You know the drill.
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