imNotChrisPratt

43216 pts · July 18, 2015


I think my username sums it up quite nicely

It’s okay as long as it’s in private

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How I deal with spiders

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You've switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?

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RIP to everyone's favorite GoT character!

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After talking to vegans, I make stuff like this

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Seems legit

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Man knows what he was doing

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Free Firefly shirt!

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MRW Someone asks if I regret creating Jar Jar

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MRW the "masseuse" grazed my jiggly bits, but didn't finish the job

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Have a good night friends

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Spoilers, kinda?

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**SPOILERS kind of** This is why i love the Internet

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Which fight are you more hyped for?

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Usersub when it's July 29th and everyone is spreading the love

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Googled "Downvote Fairy." Was not disappointed.

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HBO calling me out

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MRW I'm having lunch at my favorite steakhouse and Jungle Love comes on

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Forget Obama and Trump, the best part is noticing the crackers for Lincoln and Kennedy

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MRW my cousin tells me that Simone Biles only wins because she's black.

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Bought myself a gift to celebrate being done with finals

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Wtf DMV?!

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I'm going to be well fed

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Without humans, we'd never have this!

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MRW I don't check the username, even in my sleep

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Awkward...

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Missed my first cakeday. Here's a small favorite dump for my second.

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My pup's 3rd birthday today. This is her at 16 weeks.

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I guess I'm Team Human

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Am I the only one who thinks the "Enterprise" shooting "photon torpedoes" at the Jayhawk would have been way funnier and more believable?

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Go to the restroom at a nice bar

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Never had this happen...

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MRW Comments I posted have garnered lots of points, and I haven't even gone to bed yet

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Our conversations after Physics and Calculus get more sophisticated than usual

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Usersub's RW someone posts gifs that have no place in the gif war

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