It’s okay as long as it’s in private
How I deal with spiders
You've switched off your targeting computer. What's wrong?
RIP to everyone's favorite GoT character!
After talking to vegans, I make stuff like this
Seems legit
Man knows what he was doing
Free Firefly shirt!
MRW Someone asks if I regret creating Jar Jar
MRW the "masseuse" grazed my jiggly bits, but didn't finish the job
Have a good night friends
Spoilers, kinda?
**SPOILERS kind of** This is why i love the Internet
Which fight are you more hyped for?
Usersub when it's July 29th and everyone is spreading the love
Googled "Downvote Fairy." Was not disappointed.
HBO calling me out
MRW I'm having lunch at my favorite steakhouse and Jungle Love comes on
Forget Obama and Trump, the best part is noticing the crackers for Lincoln and Kennedy
MRW my cousin tells me that Simone Biles only wins because she's black.
Bought myself a gift to celebrate being done with finals
Wtf DMV?!
I'm going to be well fed
Without humans, we'd never have this!
MRW I don't check the username, even in my sleep
Awkward...
Missed my first cakeday. Here's a small favorite dump for my second.
My pup's 3rd birthday today. This is her at 16 weeks.
I guess I'm Team Human
Am I the only one who thinks the "Enterprise" shooting "photon torpedoes" at the Jayhawk would have been way funnier and more believable?
Go to the restroom at a nice bar
Never had this happen...
MRW Comments I posted have garnered lots of points, and I haven't even gone to bed yet
Our conversations after Physics and Calculus get more sophisticated than usual
Usersub's RW someone posts gifs that have no place in the gif war