if you're brave enough.
MRW when I realize I missed my cake day
That explains everything.
MRW I just want fake internet points, but I get top comment on a controversial post.
Took some spoopy Halloween photos of a friend.
MRW when I have to wake up early for work on a Saturday.
So my sister works at a very popular "adult store" and she sent me this text today.
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This is the best one of these I've seen
Guess I should start foot binding.
*Millennial
Trying to get to the FP like
TIL that my dog looks like Salacious B Crumb
Introducing His Royal Fatness, Sir Tubbard, the kitty King of Transfatsylvania
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I'll see you tomorrow
Friendliest semi ever
Photogenic dog is photogenic
My high school government teacher posted this today. It gave me chills.
I love my job.
Good guy Jason Mewes
My dowry is better than your dowry
So the ALA (American Library Association) facebook page was hacked and one loyal librarian saved the day.
Take the breadstick and eat it for that is my body, now dip it in the marinara for that is my blood
I guess it was a sewer line...
Most adorable carnage ever.
Can we all just agree that my dog is the cutest?
Shoulda told her no take-backs.
Selfie
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MRW my brother, who "disappeared" 2 years ago, is back in the city, but makes every excuse not to visit his grandmother.
Throw a little bit of much needed rain over Los Angeles and everybody loses their freaking minds.
Googled "Worst Superpowers" the other night. Not disappointed.
Fact: Dihydrogen Monoxide is harmful, if not deadly, when inhaled.
My pancake looks like Admiral Ackbar
TIL that George Dubya was totally the Michael Scott of the nation.
Chocolate can be dinner right?
Riding my comment to the front page
Don't get too excited by the rain California, September is still summer for us.
I'm not crying, you're crying!
MRW when my gay best friend gets harassed on a bus and the company customer service line hangs up on him