ifyoureanevilwitchiwillpunchyouforfun

17702 pts · November 2, 2014


Slightly pedantic nerd with a love of irony, an addiction to coffee, a knack for photography, and a habit of hugging trees.

if you're brave enough.

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Comments 16
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MRW when I realize I missed my cake day

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That explains everything.

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Comments 2
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MRW I just want fake internet points, but I get top comment on a controversial post.

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Comments 8
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Took some spoopy Halloween photos of a friend.

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Comments 8
Views 430

MRW when I have to wake up early for work on a Saturday.

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So my sister works at a very popular "adult store" and she sent me this text today.

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boopthesnoot.jpg

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Comments 14
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This is the best one of these I've seen

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Comments 4
Views 196

Guess I should start foot binding.

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*Millennial

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Trying to get to the FP like

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Comments 4
Views 236

TIL that my dog looks like Salacious B Crumb

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Comments 3
Views 270

Introducing His Royal Fatness, Sir Tubbard, the kitty King of Transfatsylvania

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I'll see you tomorrow

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Friendliest semi ever

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Photogenic dog is photogenic

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My high school government teacher posted this today. It gave me chills.

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I love my job.

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Good guy Jason Mewes

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Comments 2
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My dowry is better than your dowry

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Comments 9
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So the ALA (American Library Association) facebook page was hacked and one loyal librarian saved the day.

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Take the breadstick and eat it for that is my body, now dip it in the marinara for that is my blood

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Comments 14
Views 195

I guess it was a sewer line...

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Most adorable carnage ever.

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Can we all just agree that my dog is the cutest?

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Shoulda told her no take-backs.

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Selfie

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Comments 14
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MRW my brother, who "disappeared" 2 years ago, is back in the city, but makes every excuse not to visit his grandmother.

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Comments 15
Views 526

Throw a little bit of much needed rain over Los Angeles and everybody loses their freaking minds.

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Comments 15
Views 81

Googled "Worst Superpowers" the other night. Not disappointed.

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Fact: Dihydrogen Monoxide is harmful, if not deadly, when inhaled.

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Views 148

My pancake looks like Admiral Ackbar

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Comments 13
Views 81

TIL that George Dubya was totally the Michael Scott of the nation.

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Views 970

Chocolate can be dinner right?

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Riding my comment to the front page

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Don't get too excited by the rain California, September is still summer for us.

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Comments 9
Views 91

I'm not crying, you're crying!

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Comments 5
Views 1213

MRW when my gay best friend gets harassed on a bus and the company customer service line hangs up on him

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Comments 8
Views 1722
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