If I'm honest, the best thing about getting a new phone is getting another charger that I can leave in another room.
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Parental advice for surviving the recent Supreme Court news
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Mitch Hedberg would be very disappointed...
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Ugh I'm so sick of it and it's barely just begun
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How do you know it's going to be a good day?
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Meet Archer!
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I bringed you a present
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Time for smiles
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Aww, how wholesome and fun... wait, how many? Ummmm
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For my 5th cake day, I give you: A Boy and His Dog
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Day 3: I still don't know which one thinks the other is Russell Crowe
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Just crazy enough to work
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I totally missed the point of this feels thing
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When's the last time anyone Supermanned Dat Hoe?
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Fixed: This was on the front page before, but people couldn't tell how big it was
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My friend's dog turned 2 today. Happy birthday!
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This has always bothered me. Why the two different conventions?
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I feel like it's been too long since we've seen this
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Every employee in America right now
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Inspirational Workout Quotes...
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Zoom required. A house gecko I found in my entry way.
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Amazing surreal artwork
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Is tired, can has nap
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Bought skydiving vouchers today. Thought of this immediately.
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Places Archer sleeps
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So I guess my girlfriend and I will use the Other half of the bed
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Probably a repost, probably still amazing!
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A glimmer of hope in testing times
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Trash truck came through at 6AM on Saturday
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By Grabthar's Hammer, You Shall Be Avenged!
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The Conjuring
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... AND ...
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What do you want? I'm trying to nap!
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Frequency (from XKCD)
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Just an empty cup...
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We have cake
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It can't just be me, right?
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Obviously you're awesome at math
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A DIY tutorial on carving awesome pumpkins
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Bottle cap ceiling. Lost the finished photo... D'oh!
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My new year resolution to lose weight was cut short when my apartment mysteriously burned down
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I see your toilet paper, and raise you Mark Twain's parlour in Hartford, CT
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Wal-Mart has you covered this winter
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