ididntgiveyouherpes

46106 pts ยท October 18, 2013


"If you ain't got titties, then why do we sprinkle?" - Mark Twain

It's a rookie mistake.

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This is exactly how he'll give your mom the smush smush tonight.

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Too soon?

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Probably not the best name for a pet sitting service.

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Okay, which one of you guys did this?

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The Kanye Rest Inn

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Her ass is Walmart's new rollback mascot.

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This bitch wears a size 20 in dinosaur feet

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The face of regret

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oh

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"Shit girl, my mom's home. Yo ass gotta go out the back."

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It's both sad and extremely embarrassing.

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This guy survived mustard gas and pepper spray. He is now a seasoned veteran.

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This bitch's eyebrows are the square root of fucked up.

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When you forget your corndog at home, but then remember you brought your back-up one.

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How everyone looks at the black kid in class when you learn about slavery

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Discussing financial losses with Michelle, our CEO. She wanted to invest in the black barbie.

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I'm reading this book about anti-gravity.

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Drake-o Malfoy

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Just take it easy, man.

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Imgur, I want to write a novel. What should it be about?

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Well, is it?

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Kewl

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This made me smile. It might piss some people off. I don't know.

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MFW the coffee I drank this morning gave me a bad case of explosive diarrhea.

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Blues dog.

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Dammit Maury, you're just reaching now.

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Baby elephants struggling with their trunks.

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Does your mother ever bug you about what time you'll be home? Just change the "home" shortcut in her phone to the Nazi Oath to Hitler!

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Can you feel it? Fueeeling the American spirit...

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Meet my little derpy.

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Pacman will be a character on the new Super Smash Bros.

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Humans of New York

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Behind the scenes photo from the upcoming movie "The Fault in Our Stars"

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Here you go guys.

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Women in Texas gives birth to quintuplets.

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People that think 'might as well' is actually 'midas well'

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The haircut says it all.

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Behind the gif

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An NC teen with brain cancer always wanted to meet Panthers QB Cam Newton. Newton made his wish come true.

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Oatmeal Creme Pie.

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YOUR IRONY ISN'T APPRECIATED NETFLIX

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McLovin it.

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Tom Hank

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AT&T AIN'T PLAYIN NO MO' GAMES.

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93-year old veteran Robert Blatnik returns to Omaha Beach.

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BENNY NO

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To the guy posting Psych gifs every other minute:

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When having #swag pays off

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Pepperidge Farm remembers.

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MRW I take the entry-level police exam in 2 hours and my nerves have kept me awake all night.

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What is happening before my eyes???

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So I recently received some shit for my post..

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