iamdeathnote1

1041 pts ยท October 26, 2017


About a fifteen years later, same garage had the same me shaped dent. Ahh, nostalgia

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My first bike with handbrakes, I tried going down a really steep hill. Too fast to turn, I slammed in to a garage. Went to the same area 1/

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But both sides

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

Inhuman is correct

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

This is exactly how I look when I dance! Which is why I only dance to make people laugh

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Large in two and twenty in another*

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally moved from there a month ago. Just in time too!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Fuck him yourself you coward

6 years ago | Likes 89 Dislikes 1

I prefer the "GET THE FAWK AWF MY PROPERTAY"

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where the hell is the long ass Irish one that has a bunch of the bastards cheering on twists

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I want this full speed. I don't care much for slowmo breaking things

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah lemme just rip the gas nozzle out, dukes of Hazzard across my car, turn it on, and haul ass out of the way, all in two seconds.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You know what I do when I'm pumping gas and someone starts pulling up behind me? I keep pumping fucking gas, not haul ass to move by car

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Y'all don't like jokes very much, huh?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in the Midwest. Everyone drives lifted 1/2 ton and 3/4 ton pavement princesses. Believe me I know how you feel

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Really? Not Brokeback butt-er?

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"And that's what you get for driving a smart car!"

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 82

Also fuck that road

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

I accidentally read it as dab guy

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Halogen lights are yellow. You're thinking xenon

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

/a/D5bJN4S here's what it looks like if it hits

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's electric. Needs no chimney

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And now I'm gonna go watch Forza videos. Thanks

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They had multiple games lmao

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

https://youtu.be/3Ro-NllCmH4 it lists all of them there

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speed limits don't reduce accidents, they just increase lethality.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

The Oreo is for magic tricks.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss this movie...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got a few more pixels?

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Imagine eating the seeds on that monster!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0