MFW my friend hands me vodka instead of water when I'm hungover
business cat has taken "I fits, I sits" to the next level
MRW I go to a fancy French restaurant and the waitress is describing the specials
to those beautiful many who only browse the front page!
basically how I picture down vote fairies
that'sabloodsmear.gif
Give him a lion cut, they said. It'll look good, they said.
MFW people creep into the intersection during bumper to bumper traffic and I get stuck at 4 consecutive green lights.
MFW I'm on shrooms and think I'm a dragon
wat.
This is Cheez, and he has no shame whatsoever.
MFW I try to be sexy with the gf
every time I do group work
MFW I find out I'm infertile
MFW I was dumb enough to try and get on the Javert express to front page town
Imgur pls
MRW I see a 4chan thumbnail on the front page
MRW when my normally unaffectionate cat comes directly from the litter box to snuggle with me
MFW everyone comments on a post that they don't believe it ever happened.
MRW my friends bet me I can't walk 20 feet with a pickle in my butt
MFW there's a dildo on my chair but no one else knows
lifted weights today for the first time in 7 years. it was not impressive.
MRW I take a huge dump
Just a little nugget for you
I'm looking at you, internets.
I haven't seen these on here yet.
Finals are just around the corner
KALI-MA!
one way ticket to oblivion, please.
As a student in professional school, kill me.
yup. new desktop.
anybody else? no? okay just me then
Good Guy Twitter
true inspiration found on my friend's facebook
when I check my student loan statements
I've been traveling a lot lately..
hey Windows,
Bitch, I'm flawlis