yep
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Chilled Scotch and chilled bong
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Today my ex told me she still loves me and then my current girlfriend tells me we need to talk.
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And now, for something completely different…
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yep.
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Literally had to beat myself up to get her out of my system. MRW she gets back into contact and sends me a selfie of her new hair.
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MRW the girl I'm seeing is so sweet I start looking for what she's trying to hide…
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when you catch yourself missing your ex
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I almost cared but just in time I turned my back and said :
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When you're so real you ask for two red pills
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MRW people don't get my sarcasm and get salty
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Drove 100 miles, rocked the show, slept on the floor, drove back, and then I
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I'm so tired of failing…
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nothin like some afternoon delight
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MRW I wake up early on saturday morning
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merp
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MRW I search myself but all I find are demons
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MRW I'm home drunk get to thinking I should turn in
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Cleared up my issues with Inglewood court, got the news my dick still clean, and got a nice paycheck. And it's only 10 dirty in the am?
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Wellp its barely 9:30am and I've already sent off six job applications…
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I am not a smart man
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It is in those moments when I suddenly want to share something from my day with someone that I really feel it
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Derr zermbish!!!
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just a drawing of me and my bud
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its another red dwarf marathon night
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MRW I came home last night all kinds of fucked up and eat the peanut butter banana I froze earlier that day.
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Wanted to say this but couldn't…
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or how i learned to stop worrying and become a professional masturbator
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mmhmmm
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MRW I'm entering my birthday for Jury Duty and it keeps claiming I am wrong
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Got another job interview today…
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Seeing a counselor for the first time today…
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Could use some manly advice…
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MRW I wake up in the middle of the night to my summer cold's fever breaking
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gif sums it up…
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MRW I actually score a date for this week
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In my life…
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I've got beer and gut rot inducing chinese food. Its a Red Dwarf binge night!
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Here's one for you
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Wellp, made it through the weekend without contacting/being contacted by my ex on her birthday
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no matter where i go im always alone
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