halshing

551551 pts · December 19, 2011


Hello. Thanks for checking out my profile! I'm glad to have made you laugh or hate me or gave you something to think about. Or, perhaps, you're here by chance or boredom, which in that case I hope to entertain you or educate you on your journey through this cosmic shit show. Enjoy! "Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it." - Marcus Aurelius

Shower puns are fun

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Say it ain't so!

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Oh! The horror!!!

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I heard today was Meme Oreo day... 

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Human error hard at work

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Toilet paper shortage? Use a bidet or a watering can.

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This pattern is becoming more and more common

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Secret Santa finally arrived!

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Leftover pizza has never been the same

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The trick to feed babies

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Eid Mubarak!

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Winter Walk of Lights

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Friendly reminder to submit your 2020 Census

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My USB after 3 tries...

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My buddy got the PS5!

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Decisions... decisions...

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Living dangerously 

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This is what adulting is all about!

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This post is under construction

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When your boys can't contain their excitement because you're smashing your man so good

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MRW People ask me do I know how to make a perfectly looped gif

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A little nerdy punny script for the developers out there

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Data Security 101

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Cat in a jar

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hehe nah... I'm out...

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A cat and a cat

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It took me forever to get this...

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I heard Nike supports controversial marketing campaigns 

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Happy Daylight Savings Time!

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Is this still considered blackface? 

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Happy Halloween!

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Directing pedestrians across the street used to be a noble profession

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Not sure if racist or a bad pun

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Happy Halalween

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Got drunk and started playing Patty Cake with a buddy, then realized we were two grown men playing Patty Cake.

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That's what friends are for

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It's ok, the government is protecting him now

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MRW every time I light my cigarette in the car and my fog machine turns on

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For those few people browsing User Sub... Da Da Dah Dah Dah Dum...

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Know your rights as a citizen

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So this just happened... apparently MS Word doesn't know what to do with this grammar. HOW CAN I TRUST YOU??

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This is the in-flight passenger safety video for Air New Zealand

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Just some mild Saturday night satisfaction

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The Grammar Loop. I call it Schrödinger's Grammar.

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For those that remember when getting to the FP required 200 points... that feeling of being the 200th upvote.

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Jared Fogle has been sent to prison

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MRW my wife's sister walks in with a skin-tight dress looking very attractive and my wife asks me "Doesn't she look pretty? Should I change?"

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This is how my wife decided to put away the silverware this morning

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Simply for your reference

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Microsoft’s Eckel Anechoic Chamber Is The Quietest Place On Earth

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Insane Rock Skipping!

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Who has seen a Puffin IRL, really?

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