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24516 pts · May 20, 2014


something about myself

Ladies and gents, Creed Bratton 

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What if death isn't the end, but just another chapter? That'd be nice.

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I'm looking at you Scalia

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Oh ya, this'll go well 

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Get this man in the ring with Jake Paul

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It's friday then...

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I spent a good 5 minutes thinking of a title: this is the result

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Shoulda bought $TSLA

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My Promise to myself 

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Do I have unrealistic standards?

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Screeeeeech

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hypocrisy, thy name is trump 

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Groceries in my Left hand, keys in my Right pocket

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Legend

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Screw you and the face you rode in on

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Title

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well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of years of trauma

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Some people need to touch the flame to know that it burns

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Rest In Paradise

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Week 1: Gladiator!

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Corn Pops is the best

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Any love for Veep?

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MRW i see #teamzombie winning

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Art Vandelay Industries

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Title

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holy crap indeed

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when in doubt, call a plumber

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May I offer you an egg?

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Guru - Moment of Truth

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Worth your time

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What is love?

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The night will be ours!

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oh David

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He must be wearing Pull-ups

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MRW first year of law is about to be over but I have no summer position yet

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My humble offering

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My toilet's reaction, if it were Michael Caine, to clogging up during my very first NYE party

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huggies pull ups indeed

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Another Rona Post

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David Mitchell everybody

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The Original

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MRW I'm declared Renowned

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he gets me

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Where we're going, we don't need no stinkin' titles

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Overheard in SF

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How I feel when I find a like a #teamzombie post

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I want a gay frog

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Make like a tree and get outta here

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We shall own the night!

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Know thy enemy

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Memes? Where we're going, we don't need no dank memes

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Quickest way to make friends as a kid

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