Ladies and gents, Creed Bratton
What if death isn't the end, but just another chapter? That'd be nice.
I'm looking at you Scalia
Oh ya, this'll go well
Get this man in the ring with Jake Paul
It's friday then...
I spent a good 5 minutes thinking of a title: this is the result
Shoulda bought $TSLA
My Promise to myself
Do I have unrealistic standards?
Screeeeeech
hypocrisy, thy name is trump
Groceries in my Left hand, keys in my Right pocket
Legend
Screw you and the face you rode in on
Title
well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of years of trauma
Some people need to touch the flame to know that it burns
Rest In Paradise
Week 1: Gladiator!
Corn Pops is the best
Any love for Veep?
MRW i see #teamzombie winning
Art Vandelay Industries
Title
holy crap indeed
when in doubt, call a plumber
May I offer you an egg?
Guru - Moment of Truth
Worth your time
What is love?
The night will be ours!
oh David
He must be wearing Pull-ups
MRW first year of law is about to be over but I have no summer position yet
My humble offering
My toilet's reaction, if it were Michael Caine, to clogging up during my very first NYE party
huggies pull ups indeed
Another Rona Post
David Mitchell everybody
The Original
MRW I'm declared Renowned
he gets me
Where we're going, we don't need no stinkin' titles
Overheard in SF
How I feel when I find a like a #teamzombie post
I want a gay frog
Make like a tree and get outta here
We shall own the night!
Know thy enemy
Memes? Where we're going, we don't need no dank memes
Quickest way to make friends as a kid