Dear Santa: I'm a high school English teacher book nerd who likes agonizing tragedy and never-ending misery in novels, films, and television shows. I also like body horror and science-fiction. I'm an avid baseball and hockey fan who also likes cats and flamingos. I drink good beer and shitty beer (like, PBR, not Miller Lite) and decent-ish bourbon (I'm a teacher, remember?). I collect Koozies, and I like tattoos. I like stickers and stamps. The best candy in the world is the Terry's Chocolate Orange, followed by peppermint bark. My favorite color combo is black, grey, and that weird golden-y yellow color I think was Pantone color of the year. I'm in my 30s, not married, and don't have kids. I can't cook, can't dance, and can't do any push-ups. I love traveling and seeing emo bands (not always traveling TO see emo bands, but I did just go to Florida to see Pet Symmetry, so... maybe). I'm very much into single-player video games (PC!) (I don't have much competitive drive nor do I really like playing with other people). Basically I'm a giant internet cliche, but life is awesome! I'm so stoked to participate, and whatever you get for me will be marvelous.
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