gazq

261 pts ยท February 10, 2014


Dog person

I like this, but then I dont......

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

nice cock

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can do this, but into a toliet.

8 years ago | Likes 113 Dislikes 1

I don't like the music on the radio, can't be bothered with twitter, modern haircuts annoy me, and i'm only in my 30s.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Rockin

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

You peaked too soon!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well done! I fixed my oven a week ago and my house still hasn't burned down.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good old cheap ass emachines. Does it still overheat?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put...... Put it in your butt!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

She was hot till she opened her mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Yup, annnnnd this is why the world is retarded.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Also why the fuck aren't they smaller and as thin as a laptop?!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yay I feel relevant. I too have Bunnings. (Think Aussie version of Home Depot)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Air-Tard Airlines. We will be arriving at Pickles at red-thirty am. Buckles dem belts cause I've crapped myself. Enjoy.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Anal glands are a real bitch of a problem.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat candle wax!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And underwear clad skaters gonna skate.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice upgrade. I love all 4x4s. Even heeps :)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bill has got some bad pink eye there. I heard you can get it from someone farting on your eyeball.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Surprise! Butt stuff!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So bad that its good.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Tell me im not the only one who sees a prolapse bum-hole.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

2 in the speak one in the stink?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We come from the land down under!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Holy squirting titty-headed nipple fingers!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I always up vote sarlacc

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cheeky monkey!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That is one interesting 80 series trailer...?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you did. I guess it wouldn't be gay?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0