Ladies Man
MRW my coworker brings donuts
What’s your tickle spot?
Always the same neighbors
We are a disaster movie in the making
Is it me, or is it wet in here?
I miss the old me sometimes
Here’s a punch in the nostalgia nuts
TFW your drunk ass best man bout to reveal some cringe shit at your wedding
Four proven techniques for meeting babes
All these girls talking about being hot for Ted Bundy. I'm like hold my beer
Don’t look up, tho
Airport nap game on point
Meanwhile, at the White House...