gasfiltered

8899 pts ยท April 19, 2015


He's legit crazy, or this was the best reason he could come up with? I've heard this used in places where a reason is legally reqd

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

...but ANY girl on a university campus in the last hundred years could find a willing partner in under an hour.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Smart funny girls always have lots of guys looking at them, just not guys who meet their standards, which is abs fine....

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

This in reference to the proclivities of his son Chase.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now imprisoned American real estate tycoon Todd Chrisley summed it up well "...would screw a snake if someone would hold its mouth open"

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boys go through a very limited period from say 16-22 where, they will fuck almost anything. Most never feel outright repulsion.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually, let me specify. I never once saw it when I lived in NY, BOS, or Baltimore. Literally see it every fucking day in Alabama.

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

All the time. Modern Americans couldn't give a shit about an ambulance. It's in their way and fuck whoever's in it.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

These black men with very high test scores, high interview scores, were repeatedly passed over for people with connections. All public info

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

This is exactly it. In big cities, where this is (rightfully) a very well paid job, you MUST be in the family.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...all surrounded by a sheath made of dead dinosaurs. How much fucking magic do you need to see?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're watching this through a piece of melted rock which is being lit by different rocks with lightening inside...

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In fact, the design is often found on very sophisticated, fully bespoke cars, often at a price point much higher than a supercar.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wouldn't say cheaper. It's an aesthetic designed to mimic neglect and patina, but most rat rods are far from inexpensive.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What kind of help? You have to be specific. Literally the point of a technical drawing

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Townie girls near military bases prey upon the lonlely. they're Apex predators; ruthless, cunning, cold-blooded soul crushers.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She ain't gonna stop banging other dudes while he's deployed, when he's finally had enough, she gets half his pay and half his retirement.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's more. Some of us can infer that dude is about to queen a barracks bunny, which will instantly convert her to a dependapotomus.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2/2 Jeff Sessions' tears when he thinks about it. Also, that shit stinks, dunno how you could have it in your house.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't indulge, but right now, not a mile from my house are Alabama sheriff's deputies guarding a legal pot field. I smile thinking of 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those aren't eyes, those are guidelines for where to put the bacon. Truly an unimpeachable argument for intelligent design.

7 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 4

I believe it never made money, but was a huge middle finger to the Russians and therefore worthy of subsidization.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No HOA request is reasonable. They should be ignored/violated on principle, even if they pass the reasonable person test. HOAs are evil.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Marked "c" but not actual Crescent wrenches. Acceptable would be "Kentucky Speed Wrench", "Left Hand Swedish Nut Lathe", or "Knuckle Fucker"

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can confirm. Augusta in Oak Park sucks balls all day.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're describing a 'working dog' and don't tell me what to call my kids. They fucking love their little 'do not pet' vests.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Sadly, this is Nobel laureate level stuff here in Alabama.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're actually wearing a "pain is weakness..." T shirt in an airport right now, aren't you. Look devil, nobody cares.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Most things are.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where is her actual dad, who should've snatched her out of the way long before the cyclist got there?

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0